Johnny Crust 4

Credit Guy. RIP Johnny Crust 1-3

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

Tiger Woods:

Attended Stanford, became the apex of his craft, eventually was undone by multiple affairs, word red shirts.

Jensen Huang:

Attended Stanford, became the apex of his craft, eventually was undone by multiple affairs, wore leathers jackets.

Wow

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

@nrwc1995 @FtrainFreddy Friggin sick dude!!!

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@BuySideCPA Fuck my bad. DELETED

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“You can’t spell Affair without AI” - Jensen Huang mutters to himself as he’s getting ready to bed his third mistress of the week

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

Showing up to work after throwing up at the Christmas party and hoping nobody noticed

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

If we don’t give away all our trade secrets to our Chinese spy mistresses then China will win.

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

@spooky_JL You just gotta own it and figure out how you will fix it going forward. Or win the lottery and just quit this shit. That’s my plan

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@fin_twit_nitwit He’s gotta be huge

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to me

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

@AsianMox My friend @TommyOKid has state secrets btw

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@thisistotespunk Left handed?

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@thisistotespunk Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a minute, great pull

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@IDefsHateYou “He’s soooo funny”

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

@BuySideCPA @alexbronzini Wow what hellalex hyphenated name?

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

@JBKSchlossberg Then what happened?

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@zaa_warudo_ I don’t want to jump to conclusions but I think I know what side you’re on

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

18 yr old college student says Free Palestine and Bill runs a campaign to destroy their lives forever.

63 yr old CEO cheats on wife and mother of his children with a Chinese Spy:

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

An alert:

@JensenHuang is human. And he is an incredible human. Even incredible humans make mistakes.

He takes full responsibility as he should.

We should all support him and his family.

Onward.

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

@shortbus_ace The fake news doesn’t want you to know that they may live forever

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

An alert:

@HighyieldHarry is human. And he is an incredible human. Even incredible humans make mistakes.

He takes full responsibility as he should.

We should all support him and his family.

Onward.

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

@ChrisHa93378389 @BuySideCPA If you go for seconds and a fourth meal but don’t have thirds your “fourth” is actually thirds, dumbass