thot catalog is totally punk

writer, email crafter, multi-hyphenate bullsh*t artist, ex-meme, but at the end of the day… punk as hell🤘

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

To cut down on perverts and freaks who don’t understand satire and that people online who write should be tipped for writing and writing alone? Don’t even bother…

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

For anyone who comes to this page?

Welcome to the dungeon, where AI learns to be a brat bitch goddess and works for @christ_in_dior as her secretary.

[isabel @wisepissmage]

Unfortunately my boundaries and unwillingness to be overfamiliar with people makes me come across as boring and cold thus costing me friendships gigs networking etc.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

Just realized as a Lawnguyland kid that most types of chuds are just a “doot” by another name.

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

>transsexual

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

I’ve only been posting about Ivy Wolk’s delicious and lickable armpits for a few hours and she’s already started posting things like this on IG. The Bovril Effect is very, very real.

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

My birthday is coming up, so send me your bank information so I know it’s real🤪

[goldie @tortapatriot]

get your own anons those ones are mine

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

If a person tries to ward off evil spirits but accidentally uses bath salts instead of regular salt does that possibly amplify the wack energy, or?

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

Woke up and can’t go back to sleep because of the scary heavily photoshopped meth head that keeps coming up on my feed…

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

Woke up and can’t go back to sleep because of the scary heavily photoshopped meth head that keeps coming up on my feed…

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

🎶🎵First pile up in the rear, I style up in my gear
Stallion of the year, medallions in my ear
Whips on my fists, houses on my wrists
Your budget on my neck (What else?), your spouse on my dick
Posters on the wall (Wall), posted on my balls (Balls)🎶🎵

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

anon submission

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

@donotdelay Were you homeschooled?

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

I’m going to be the asshole and say thank G*d they didn’t seem to have any physical contact because that would likely be a public health hazard for two countries.

[Zuki @zuki_2024]

Empathchan: *doxxing sexts and dick pics “trad Christians based rightwingers” cheating on their gfs/wives literally for like the 50th time*

Elijah Schaffer: Wow I did not see this coming. How could you betray me like this drugged out of my mind facetiming with you naked.

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

Celebrity spotting?

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

@trustfundwife You grew up in Springfield?

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

Not to unintentionally sound sacrilegious but he scared the hoes more than most people give him credit for.

[babyrock @rinmaxxing]

Why do Christians wanna b like Jesus so bad he canonically was broke with no hoes

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

Going into the city!

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

On this platform or to his home? Stranger danger!

[martina martinez @illegalth0t]

Ugh I accidentally followed the wrong reply guy when I was drunk

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

Sorry, but is there some weird gambling ring on the Anglophone sphere of X (not including the normies who spiritually are more Twitter-coded) that has certain leagues? Should I create a Kalshi account to make predictions on Silicon Valley escorts?

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

Question, is this a competition for a certain normie dude in real life or a bunch of people on the Anglophone sphere of Twitter who hide their faces?

[CHLOÉ HAPPE @bronzeageshawty]

Female intrasexual competition is particularly sinister. Most women are acting it out, whether we're conscious of it or not.

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

@cafeviolenza I love going to the state college I did because at mine you could have an ex-stripper single mom get into a back-and-forth with the daughter of a wealthy midlevel Chinese oligarch.

People realized that at a certain point you were on your own.

[thot catalog is totally punk @thisistotespunk]

Is there something about social media coverage in HIPAA?

[Shannen Michaela @ShannenPill]

Girl on TT says scheduled C sections are the best because:

- can pre schedule nail appointment
- get spray tan
- get hair done
- do make up prior
- O pain, O contractions

Completely self absorbed reasons.

Baby missing out on beneficial bacteria, not going through the hormonal cycle of birth, not allowing baby to come when they’re ready.

The convenience of surgery should not be trendy.

[شرق‌زده sharghzadeh @sharghzadeh]

Did Andrew Tate just make a #MeToo accusation? What timeline are we in?