Lauren Self

Proletari-it girl | Buy a home with an interest rate as low as 3% with @rootshomes_

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

The most overlooked part of the 2008 Great Financial Crisis was its cause.

Sure, The Big Short is one of your favorite movies, so you know it had to do with credit rating agencies assigning AAA and AA ratings to subprime mortgages.

But do you know why they were doing that?

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@Indian_Bronson I think you’re being facetious but yes it does

[Rahul Sidhu @rahul]

We built the most powerful emergency response drone camera of all time.

It has 800x zoom, 1080p thermal resolution, and takes in 8x as much light at night as the competitors.

That means the Alpha can see the scene of a 911 call half a mile away.

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@JacobsVegasLife It brings together people from all sides of life

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

Born to be a Jewish American Princess, forced to be a gentile

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

My latest article is about how the longevity movement should not be about wellness tips and tricks and lifestyle improvements, but rather, true, biotech-enabled life extension and life improvement.

We should be able to live exciting lives, without restriction. Forever.

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@kaiarhodes With pleasure https://t.co/qXdWLLKVb4

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

Sick new hat

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

I didn’t know we could fit the flag and a bald eagle and camo and God bless America embroidery on one hat but WE DID, GOD BLESS AMERICA INDEED

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@Scientific_Bird @devahaz @cremieuxrecueil Mange tak søde ❤️ det har være otte år!

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@devahaz @cremieuxrecueil Måske vi kan snakke en lille sammen (this is word for work translation idk if it makes sense men de kan være sjov)

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@cremieuxrecueil Good point! Now that I think of it, in some ways it probably held me back!

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

on today's episode of Swole as a Service i brought dearest @mirandanover of @Fort to the gym to do a leg workout (she did it. i'm not beating the skips leg day allegations).
we talked all things fitness wearables

also naturally on a leg day i made her hit chest with max pushups in 60s...

00:30 Leg day schedule
00:53 Back squats + Why isn’t there a device for strength training?
02:00 Hip thrusts + What do fitness wearables track?
04:45 Bulgarian split squats + How will fitness wearables change our lives?
06:16 The Chestmaxxer Challenge + The future of fitness wearables

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@creatine_cycle @rayzhudev My brain is a computer that translates one rep maxes into plural marriage potential

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@creatine_cycle @rayzhudev That’s almost three wives

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@creatine_cycle Atlas like Atlas Shrugged? Was it you who shrugged?

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@rohindhar I wonder if the broker has ever heard of FINRA

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@dvinesndwchmakr No. Population 250

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@barmiyeh3975 The meet-cute potential was huge but failed to deliver. Lovely time nonetheless!

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

I posted this while enjoying dinner by myself at a steakhouse in the Utah mountains. Just after posting, to my surprise, I heard a British accent. It was a man about my age who was also dining alone. Made friends with him. Told him I’d buy him a beer if he could name the first U.S. president. He couldn’t. He’d never heard of George Washington before. We got our bills. He tipped 10%, I tipped 30%. The waitress, Julie, called us both baby on the way out. She winked at me, I must assume for making up the difference. Took him for a ride in my Tesla so he could experience full self driving. It broke his brain. “THAS A BIT MAD INNIT?” The European mind truly cannot comprehend. God bless America.

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

Europeans can’t comprehend the joy of a slightly overweight and sun damaged woman with a beautiful heart walking up to your table to serve you, greeting you with “Hey baby how are you doing tonight?” and small talking until she hits you with a “So what are we having, darlin?” You will tip her 30% and she’ll say “thank you baby.” As you leave the restaurant you’ll hear a bald eagle in the distance and the feeling of red white and blue will pulse through your veins.