Lauren Self

Proletari-it girl | Buy a home with an interest rate as low as 3% with @rootshomes_

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

The most overlooked part of the 2008 Great Financial Crisis was its cause.

Sure, The Big Short is one of your favorite movies, so you know it had to do with credit rating agencies assigning AAA and AA ratings to subprime mortgages.

But do you know why they were doing that?

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@caboosethebard

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

Starting in January, if you do not have a black friend, one will be provided to you

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@aakashgupta Oh man he’s not gonna believe a write up like this exists about his drafts. This is gonna be fodder for more drafts. Thank you

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@sjwhitmore Dang it, I was teeter between the two fr but didn’t think I should let myself guess both 😭 thank you. Beautiful!

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@katieschwartz I’m not Jewish—just an ally—but I love to bake and I’d love to join! 💙🤍

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

The real tragedy would be not losing your job to AI

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@LauraMcCouch He dose, he really dose!

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

Boyfriend is going viral and getting death threats in my DMs and he hasn’t even posted

He could be a generational poaster hmmm

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to me

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@Samingo_real He is my husband and my wife

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

Some of you need help fr

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@justalexoki Omg he loves you I read him your wife tweets all the time

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to me

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@Duderichy If she just came out and said that she doesn’t think most Americans should have access to credit, I would respect her

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

I relapsed 😔

0 days sober

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

Calling people retarded is a drug from which I have decided I am going to recover

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

Is global warming still real?

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@julianweisser @anjuphobic @grok 🤣

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

And it shows ✨

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

LA’s new Mayor Nithya Raman is a Harvard and MIT-educated public planner—and it shows ✨

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

@motherpilled He is so special, I must protect him

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

“Women need to support national security by not letting themselves get fat, old, or ugly!”

[Lia the Trader 👸💸 @Liathetrader]

Not excusing infidelity, but she looks like his mom. She isn't even trying to look somewhat sexy. With all her money.

And then everyone is surprised.

He is still pretty charming in his age.

Women need to keep themselves sexy for their men, otherwise this happens!

Just my opinion. And don't judge me but I'm Slavic.

We're extremely feminine and sexy, and no matter what age, we do our best!