C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷

kí lò kan boze 🤷🏽‍♂️

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

I’m not bound by morals. Thread carefully ‼️🧏🏽‍♂️

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

You only came for greener pastures, not to develop Lagos. 95% of you came to Lagos with slippers and nylon bags.

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

I agree. I mean how can you look at yourself get this big? Same question I asks the Women too.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

Fat men are so ugly.

Why do you have more hips and breast than a woman?

Lazy

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

Nah me she dey with, she no wan just use open up for una finish.

@ayrastarr I enjoyed the moment too.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

The craziest thing I’ve done for love was intentionally missing my flight and switching off my phone to enjoy the moment — Ayra Starr.

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

@Andxion_ Why?

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

I will definitely love a Messi and Wizkid signature tattooed on my arm.

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

I won’t even want my enemy to be as big as this

[Emy🎀 @Emygram234]

I believe she is thick right?

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

@Beebah_Naturals Isn’t that a win for women?

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

She has a lot to say but her breath can’t withstand much.

[iamNej @devNEJ]

She should have left the wig on 😏

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

She’s so big my internet connection also felt it.

Nah the first time wey I no go blame MTN network be this.

[iamNej @devNEJ]

She should have left the wig on 😏

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

@devNEJ Short of word ❌

Short of breath ✅

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

“Your body is tea”
“Banging body”
“Omg! you’re sexy”

That’s what y’all witches told her that made her got to this point.

She was gasping for breath just for standing for a little over 30sec.

[iamNej @devNEJ]

She should have left the wig on 😏

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

@UthmanMusaYusuf “With” 😂😂😂

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

“Who gon stop me”

[𝘔𝘰𝘯 ☆ @Ayee_Mon]

This falcon just dove down & k*lled a pigeon then stared us down for 20 minutes

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

@Nsukka_okpa Well that’s true but they are winning in your head.

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

BILL NO 19: is quite okay but there should be a threshold for the amount invested before you can be granted a citizenship by investment.

[Imran Muhammad @Imranmuhdz]

House of Representatives Set to Vote Today on 37 Landmark Constitutional Amendment Bills

ELECTORAL REFORMS (Bills 1–3)

1. Bill NO. 1: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE PROVISIONS OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO PROVIDE FOR INDEPENDENT CANDIDACY IN PRESIDENTIAL, GOVERNORSHIP, NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, STATE HOUSES OF ASSEMBLY AND LOCAL GOVERNMENT COUNCILS ELECTIONS; AND FOR RELATED MATTER, 2025
→ Allows independent candidates with verified signatures (10% of registered voters from 2/3 of relevant areas); INEC/SIEC verifies signatures; 50% fee waiver for women candidates.

2. Bill NO. 2: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO PROVIDE THE CRITERIA FOR APPOINTING MEMBERS AND ADDITIONAL POWERS FOR THE STATE INDEPENDENT ELECTORAL COMMISSION; AND FOR RELATED MATTERS, 2025
→ Adds non-partisanship/integrity/age criteria for SIEC members; grants SIEC independent rule-making powers (no Governor approval); expands SIEC functions (voter education, campaign monitoring, party primaries, referendums, etc.).

3. Bill NO. 3: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA 1999, TO ESTABLISH AND EMPOWER THE ELECTORAL OFFENCES COMMISSION TO PROVIDE FOR THE INVESTIGATION AND PROSECUTION OF ELECTORAL OFFENCES; AND FOR RELATED MATTERS, 2025
→ Creates Electoral Offences Commission as a federal executive body with first-line charge funding; details composition, qualifications, and powers (to be prescribed by Act).

JUDICIAL REFORMS (Bills 4–6)
4. Bill NO. 4: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO REDUCE THE BURDEN ON THE SUPREME COURT, REPOSITION IT AS A COURT OF POLICY, AND ENSURE THE TIMELY RESOLUTION OF ELECTION PETITIONS; AND FOR RELATED MATTERS, 2025
→ Most Supreme Court appeals require leave (except presidential/vice-presidential election matters).

5. Bill NO. 5: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999, TO PROVIDE FOR THE REGULATION OF THE JURISDICTION OF THE SUPREME COURT AND THE COURT OF APPEAL; AND FOR RELATED MATTERS, 2025
→ Clarifies Chief Justice as Head of Judiciary; mandates 360-day disposal of appeals to Supreme Court.

6. Bill NO. 6: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO EMPOWER JUDGES ELEVATED TO HIGHER COURTS TO CONCLUDE PART-HEARD CRIMINAL MATTERS PENDING BEFORE THEM PRIOR TO THEIR ELEVATION; AND FOR RELATED MATTERS, 2025
→ Allows elevated Federal High Court judges to conclude part-heard criminal cases (prosecution closed) within 6 months (excluding vacation).

SECURITY AND POLICING (Bills 7–8)
7. Bill NO. 7: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA 1999 TO PROVIDE FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT OF STATE POLICE; AND FOR RELATED MATTERS (SIXTH ALTERATION) 2026
→ Replaces references to “Nigeria Police Force” with “Police” in relevant sections to enable State Police.

8. Bill NO. 8: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO PROVIDE FOR THE FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE OF THE ARMED FORCES OF THE FEDERATION; AND FOR RELATED MATTERS, 2025
→ Places Armed Forces funding on first-line charge (like INEC, National Assembly, Judiciary).

LOCAL GOVERNMENT (Bills 9–17)
9. Bill NO. 9: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO ESTABLISH LOCAL GOVERNMENT COUNCILS AS A TIER OF GOVERNMENT; AND FOR RELATED MATTERS, 2025
→ Recognises Local Governments as a third tier; adjusts federalism and legislative powers accordingly.

10. Bill NO. 10: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO PROVIDE FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT, INDEPENDENCE AND FUNCTIONS OF THE OFFICE OF THE STATE AUDITORS-GENERAL FOR LOCAL GOVERNMENTS AND THE FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY AREA COUNCILS… 2025
→ Creates independent State Auditors-General for Local Governments/Area Councils.

18. Bill NO. 18: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO GRANT CITIZENSHIP RIGHTS TO SPOUSES; AND FOR RELATED MATTERS, 2025
→ Gender-neutral spousal citizenship (5-year residency requirement).

19. Bill NO. 19: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO INCLUDE CITIZENSHIP BY INVESTMENT… 2025
→ Allows National Assembly to prescribe citizenship by investment.

20. Bill NO. 20: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO PROVIDE FOR ADDITIONAL SPECIAL SEATS FOR WOMEN IN THE SENATE, HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AND STATE HOUSES OF ASSEMBLY… 2025
→ Creates special (temporary) women seats via electoral college; groups states into geo-political zones.

LEGISLATURE (Bills 21–25)
21. Bill NO. 21: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO INSTITUTIONALIZE LEGISLATIVE BUREAUCRACY IN THE CONSTITUTION; AND FOR RELATED MATTERS, 2025
→ Makes Clerk head of Legislative Service in National Assembly and State Houses.

22. Bill NO. 22: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO SPECIFY THE PERIOD FOR THE LAYING OF APPROPRIATION BILL… 2025
→ Requires appropriation estimates at least 60 days before end of financial year.

23. Bill NO. 23: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO PROVIDE FOR THE INAUGURATION OF NEW MEMBERS AFTER THE INAUGURATION OF THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY… 2025
→ Allows post-inauguration members (with certificate of return) to be sworn in.

24. Bill NO. 24: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION, 1999 TO PROVIDE THE PROCEDURE FOR REMOVING PRESIDING OFFICERS OF THE HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY OF A STATE; AND FOR RELATED MATTERS, 2025
→ Adds procedural safeguards for removing State House Speakers/Deputy Speakers.

25. Bill NO. 25: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO REMOVE TRANSITIONAL LAW-MAKING POWERS FROM THE EXECUTIVE ARM OF GOVERNMENT; AND FOR RELATED MATTER, 2025
→ Deletes executive power to modify existing laws for constitutional conformity.
DEVOLUTION OF POWERS / HUMAN RIGHTS / FISCAL / INSTITUTIONS /

TRADITIONAL INSTITUTIONS (Bills 26–37)
26. Bill NO. 26: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO PROVIDE FOR THE INCLUSION OF TOURISM AND TOURISM-RELATED MATTERS ON THE CONCURRENT LEGISLATIVE LIST… 2025
→ Moves tourism to Concurrent List.

27. Bill NO. 27: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO AMEND THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO PROVIDE SPECIAL PROTECTION FOR CHILDREN; AND FOR RELATED MATTERS, 2025
→ Adds section on best interests of the child, protection from violence/abuse, access to justice.

28. Bill NO. 28: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO FURTHER DEFINE ACTS THAT CONSTITUTE TORTURE, INHUMAN OR DEGRADING TREATMENT… 2025
→ Explicitly includes public parading of arrested suspects as torture/degrading treatment.

29. Bill NO. 29: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO PROTECT THE RIGHT OF AN UNBORN CHILD BEING CARRIED BY A PREGNANT WOMAN SENTENCED TO DEATH… 2025
→ Pregnant women sentenced to death get life imprisonment instead.

30. Bill NO. 30: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO PROVIDE FOR THE RIGHT TO A CLEAN, SAFE, AND HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT… 2025
→ Elevates right to clean/safe/healthy environment under right to life.

31. Bill NO. 31: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO MANDATE ALL GOVERNMENT STATUTORY CORPORATIONS… TO SUBMIT YEARLY FINANCIAL STATEMENT TO THE AUDITOR GENERAL… 2025
→ Requires audited financial statements from all agencies within 90–180 days.

32. Bill NO. 32: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO PROVIDE FOR THE PUBLIC DISCLOSURE OF REPORTS OF THE AUDITOR GENERAL… 2025
→ Mandates public disclosure of Auditor-General reports within 90 days.

33. Bill NO. 33: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO INCREASE THE NUMBER OF MEMBERS OF THE FEDERAL CIVIL SERVICE COMMISSION… 2025
→ Ensures one representative per state + FCT on Federal Civil Service Commission.

34. Bill NO. 34: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO ENSURE THAT EVERY LOCAL GOVERNMENT IN EACH STATE HAS AT LEAST ONE MEMBER REPRESENTING THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT IN THE HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY… 2025
→ Guarantees at least one House of Assembly member per Local Government (increases max members to 44).

35. Bill NO. 35: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO SEPARATE THE OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR FROM THAT OF THE DEPUTY GOVERNOR ON ISSUES OF QUALIFICATION OR DISQUALIFICATION… 2025
→ Allows governor to replace disqualified deputy without affecting the governor’s election.

36. Bill NO. 36: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO ESTABLISH COUNCIL OF TRADITIONAL RULERS IN NIGERIA; AND FOR RELATED MATTERS, 2025
→ Creates State Council of Traditional Rulers as a state executive body.

37. Bill NO. 37: A BILL FOR AN ACT TO ALTER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, 1999 TO PROVIDE A STABLE AND STATUTORY SOURCE OF FUNDING FOR THE TRADITIONAL INSTITUTION IN NIGERIA… 2025
→ Mandates at least 5% of local government funds for Traditional Councils (via state law).

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

It will take Ronaldo 2 World Cup competitions to match this record (giving that he won the award for every single match Portugal plays)

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

🚨STAT: Lionel Messi has won more FIFA World Cup Player of the Match awards than Cristiano Ronaldo.

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

Una mentality ehn, chai!

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

"We rich forever" don dey use towel cover face to fly economy.

Life is funny. Just do you. Nothing out there is real. If you like let someone keep intimidating you with performances of wealth.

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

@gmltony @Donjaytrix001 Gehgeh? Very useless 😂😭

[C Ą P Į 🪼🇦🇷 @NoManLikeCapi]

Either the script supports Messi or it’s not again him then I go act anything.

[LawJhay 🇪🇸🇦🇷 @Jlsesugh]

If fifa give you script you go fit act am?😂😂😂