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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/6Dp25Rt9w7

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/2Cuswv604L

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How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/RWuWll9NoA

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http://t.co/jTZWsxwsYV "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

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http://t.co/LK9DKCLK Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

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I just rolled my eyes so hard, I can see my brain. http://t.co/R7cqyJfV

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Wondering what atrocity I committed in a former life to deserve this shitty parking space. http://t.co/MoFtfNld

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http://t.co/I23hlbN7 Say "No, TWO drugs."

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