No Offense

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[AutoTrump @AutoTrump2]

Rex Tillerson never threatened to be there for you if you need anything. Please let me in to his house before I start making some progress!

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OH MY GOD HOW DID #covfefe COME OUT AFTER WE RELEASED TWITTER TUESDAY?

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This week on #TwitterTuesday, @realDonaldTrump returns from his trip abroad to emotionally melt down on twitter!
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There is no #TwitterTuesday today because @realDonaldTrump didn't pay for an international data plan and thus cannot have twitter tantrums.

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ep18: Russian Prawns?

This week on No Offense, #specialcounsel to investigate #TrumpRussia, and #TrumpSaudiTrip.

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This week on #TwitterTuesday, the #ComeyFiring and the #RussiaLeak as seen through @realDonaldTrump's eyes.
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ep17: Wish You The Best of Luck in Your Future Endeavors

This week we take a special dive into the #ComeyFiring.

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This week on #TwitterTuesday, @realDonaldTrump takes us on a walking tour of all of his delusions.

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ep16: Huddled Masses with Pre-Existing Conditions

#TrumpCare, #AHCA, #ObamacareRepeal

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It’s Thursday. How many people have lost their healthcare today?

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@realDonaldTrump flip flopped pretty quickly from the tweets in this week's episode of #TwitterTuesday.
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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

either elect more Republican Senators in 2018 or change the rules now to 51%. Our country needs a good "shutdown" in September to fix mess!

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"People don't ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?" - President or third grader?

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This week on No Offense we narrowly avoid #WorldWarIII with #NorthKorea, #unintelligible, and we talk #SoftWood.

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Ever wondered why for billions of years we never had buildings and stuff? Listen to Fun Fact Friday to Frind out!

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#governmentshutdown within 100 days? You know what we have to say?

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This week on Twitter Tuesday, more on the Jon #Ossoff race, #Frenchelections, #EarthDay, #First100Days https://t.co/PuPtgOtErX

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Do you agree with @realDonaldTrump that we should #BlameCanada? https://t.co/2jaW363GJP

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Canada has made business for our dairy farmers in Wisconsin and other border states very difficult. We will not stand for this. Watch!

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Who else is excited for @realDonaldTrump 's #First100Days?

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This week on No Offense #turkishreferendum meets #Terminator on its way to golf with @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/DMjvALmQtO

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This week on #TwitterTuesday Dan takes on the #TaxDay protests and #NorthKorea as well as the #JonOssoff race.

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