E-Bicho

Yo sé que lo mío no tiene arreglo pero de momento es policialmente manejable. Gracias.

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

Si tuviese que fijar uno de mis estados au naturel sería sin duda este:

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@FerR1979 Preescolar 1983. La hostia se la di yo solita y se le fueron las ganas de volverlo a intentar.
Albertoooo, Albertitoooo ¿Ande andarás?

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@nigurochan Laralalalalaaaaaa

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@nigurochan Nota mental: apagar la tele cuando llamamos a la yonki

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@nigurochan HacES

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Facebook: Everyone you know is dying or having babies
Instagram: Everyone you know is getting married or running marathons
X: Everyone you know is slowly going insane

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

En tus morros, Barbie Nazi!

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Rep. Becca Balint: This is not a game, Secretary.

Pam Bondi: I'm Attorney General

Balint: My apologies, I couldn't tell.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@BraddrofliT I can teach you Spanish but you should know you'll only get half of what Bud Bunny was saying.
Puerto Ricans speak as if their car is double parked and they have no time! LOL

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

I spent the morning at the DOJ looking at the unredacted Epstein files. Here are my initial thoughts and what I’ve found, so far.

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@WhiteHouse Just so you know, I wouldn't travel as a tourist to the MAGA USA for anything in the world, but there's no need to review 5 years of my social media.
Anything from 7th Jan 2026 up to now should do it:
MURDERERS.

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@LangmanVince I didn't shot him.
I was the one pissed off for his aim.

[🐝 @beyzhive]

President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama have their first dance as Beyoncé performs ‘At Last’ during the Neighborhood Inaugural Ball.
#BlackHistoryMonth

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@BillOReilly In Spain we say "El que no se consuela es porque no quiere".
And also "gilipollas"

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@ObamaFoundation We miss you and Michelle *in Spain*
It's hard to imagine what americans must be feeling...
I remember watching your last corresponsals' dinner and thinking "I wish he was my president"
Today I thought "Thank God that dirty old bag is not my president".

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@Farmaenfurecida @Medicilio Hace ya mucho tiempo que Cecotec no lo quiero ni gratis.

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@Farmaenfurecida 25 es perfecto.

30 en la costa ya empieza a rozar la deshidratación.

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@krassenstein He keeps jumping on his own shit, hoping we'll forget that besides a racist pig, he's also a pedo on the Epstein files that enjoys despising journalists and killing people like Good and Pretti.
WE WON'T.

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@votetimscott There's someone on the phone for you.
He says it's Jesus answering your prayers, that the post isn't a fake and he would like to know what are you going to do about the Epstein files.

[E-Bicho @NoPaQueFlowers]

@krassenstein What are those cognitive tests about? Making sure he's breathing while they change his diaper?