Emma Margaret

Sometimes runner, dog mom, human mom, plant killer with good intentions. Often found drinking wine, rarely wearing actual pants.

[Calm @calm]

Today is #GriefAwarenessDay

No matter how long it’s been since you lost someone you love, grief can sneak up on you anytime, often when you least expect it.

If you’re feeling that ache today, reach out to your support system.

[Emma Margaret @NoPantsEmma]

Having an absolute dog shit morning. Only good thing so far is that I haven’t had to clean up dog shit (yet)

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Whoever at Snapchat decided to change the location of the back button in chats is evil

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Organics collection and composting is a key component in waste management and climate action. Join me in pushing City Council to vote yes to compost pickup in Winnipeg! https://t.co/exB0Ld2QX4

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Thanks for listening and trying to help with the grocery list, Siri.

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It’s my 12 year #Twitterversary and all I got was this generic 12

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Stuck on a plane full of middle aged white men. All open mouth coughing. Standing in the aisles. Talking through the safety announcements. My own personal hell

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This is the kind of content social media is meant for

[Kenny @kennysroys]

The camera panning to Lady Gaga sitting like this #Oscars #Oscars95 #AcademyAwards

[Emma Margaret @NoPantsEmma]

Pun I received (and had to share because it made me laugh) in a cold email this morning:

Q: Why do content marketers constantly feel cold?
A: They’re surrounded by drafts. 😂

[Emma Margaret @NoPantsEmma]

I miss when we could just wear clothes as they are. Without all this elaborate tucking and cropping and whatnot 😓

[Emma Margaret @NoPantsEmma]

How poignant that now 🕐 is when I’m finally able to take a few minutes to myself to start a new library book 🥱

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@WorkInSociaI 🤣😆😅

[Emma Margaret @NoPantsEmma]

I fully expected at least one of them to dab

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Why are there so many small little creases for the dough to get into and dry out. Why.

[Emma Margaret @NoPantsEmma]

Whoever designs play-doh molds has clearly never played with play-doh or kids.

[Emma Margaret @NoPantsEmma]

The problem with having a Nespresso is I want to drink coffee non-stop all day. But then the breastfeeding toddler gets coffee non-stop all day

[Emma Margaret @NoPantsEmma]

Post sledding hot chocolate & Baileys in the perfect mug. #HappyNewYear

[feminist next door @emrazz]

If you’re a man who sees misogyny from friends or colleagues but you don’t speak up, in real time, you’re choosing membership to the boys club over stopping your friends from hurting us for their entertainment. You want to stay one of them. That’s a choice. Admit to making it.

[Emma Margaret @NoPantsEmma]

Yup. https://t.co/G705rTxfQe

[Emma Margaret @NoPantsEmma]

Every day I have a running mental list of the things I’ll do “when the kids go to bed” and every day I forget everything on that list the second they are asleep.

[Chicken Lady @KITH_quotes]

Gotta stay on top of my life