Takes from the Crypt

Former S.P.H.I.N.X. commander. Current writer/digital distribution fella

[Maudern Baseball @splitmaude]

“Was he supposed to just cancel the tour?” Yes. Ed Sheeran has more money than god. He could’ve canceled the tour, paid out the whole crew for the work they’d miss, and still not even notice a change in his bank account.

[Unbiased Red Sox Fan @unbiasedsoxfan]

Who is Caleb Durbin?

For the blind, he is light. For the hungry, he is bread. For the sick, he is the cure. For the lonely, he is company. For the sad, he is joy. For the prisoner, he is freedom. For the poor, he is treasure. For the Red Sox, he is everything.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He had a social security number and was authorized to work in the U.S.

They’re just fucking killing people.

[Unbiased Red Sox Fan @unbiasedsoxfan]

Craig Breslow and Brad Steven’s going band for band with having horrendous 2026 off-seasons

[Mo Mooncey @TheHoopGenius]

You killed the man… but not the idea.

[Adam Himmelsbach @AdamHimmelsbach]

One thing that’s been reiterated to me by sources today was that Jaylen Brown never asked out or requested a trade.

[Adam Kaufman @AdamMKaufman]

There’s been a LOT of negative commentary in recent weeks surrounding Jaylen Brown. None of it has been said or even implied by the Boston Celtics. If you’re wondering how the two sides can “reconcile,” maybe you should ask yourself if there’s even a bridge that needs mending.

[Ganso @GansoConABomba]

Wemby is our generations Lafayette. In a time of great need, a French teenager/ young adult came to America and helped lead his new adopted country to victory against tyranny (foul baiting unethical OKC bullshit)

[Takes from the Crypt @NoPartyNoDisco]

Breaking my nearly year long Twitter retirement to say 1976’s OBSESSION is, in fact, top 5 De Palma

[Lucas @Shymalandro]

Poucas coisas nessa vida são comparáveis a sua reação quando você vê o final desse filme pela primeira vez. Obra Prima e como diria o Sganzerla: "Quem não entendeu até agora não vai entender nunca"

[Filipe Furtado @filipefurtado]

If you caught me in the right/wrong day, I think it is his best. Definitely among his best five. https://t.co/qfUhvqK60t

[Chasen Schneider @tamingtigerfilm]

Summer project undertaken alongside @NoPartyNoDisco.

[Intelligencer @intelligencer]

Andrew Cuomo couldn’t see what was coming until it was too late. Inside his humiliation and Zohran Mamdani’s stunning victory. https://t.co/r1vfTa1xNW

[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

Watching Zohran’s speech. Have not felt this kind of political optimism in years.

[Takes from the Crypt @NoPartyNoDisco]

https://t.co/eEAyhTvA5w

[Takes from the Crypt @NoPartyNoDisco]

Hopping back on Twitter to say today’s the day Shout begins rolling out the Golden Princess titles with HARD BOILED and CITY ON FIRE at long last available digitally in 4K. Can personally confirm they look outstanding. Much more to come!

https://t.co/1e6iqriVFa

[Josh Lewis @thejoshl]

120 million people watching a celebratory grave dance on Drake and the Chiefs at the same time. Beautiful.

[Karan @ksenguptaa]

AD DAD CRIED ABOUT THE CELTICS TRADING IT AND HE GOT SHIPPED IN THE NIGHT HAHAHAHA

[Eug @eugthedad]

Confused about the Luka trade? Oh wait, this the same Nico Harrison that botched a Nike presentation so far that pushed Steph to Under Armour and let Nike lose out in hundreds of millions 🤣🤣🤣