ProjectMockingturd

i award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul

[ProjectMockingturd @NoPointsMercy]

@glenn_tunes Genuinely can’t decide if pointing out obvious hypocrisies like this is worthwhile or not. Or if it ever was.

You want to believe it reaches people.

Feels like only Machiavellian power politics really does anything these days though.

Yes I know it’s just a tweet.

[ProjectMockingturd @NoPointsMercy]

More of whatever this is

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

Does anyone remember the Peter Pan movie where Hugh Jackman as Not-Captain Hook and his goons sang Smells Like Teen Spirit for some reason

[ProjectMockingturd @NoPointsMercy]

@ShamsCharania Pelinka is so funny dude. Just stepping on rake after rake

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

A homeless man asked me for a cigarette and I had to explain that I vape now, humiliating both of us.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

[Samosa Joan @SamosaJoan]

People who can't understand the appeal of stuff like Jackass and CKY can not be reasoned with. They will never understand the simple joys of full force drop kicking your friend into a souvenir stand.

[ProjectMockingturd @NoPointsMercy]

@UofBasketball probably Scott Foster

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

youtube asked me if i’ve ever heard of coca cola and i clicked “no”

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

The one funny thing Bill Maher’s ever done is host a show where he drinks and smokes with his guests despite having zero tolerance for either substance

[ProjectMockingturd @NoPointsMercy]

@onofdecay @NBABabySecret lol I was hearing it as Goldblum

[ProjectMockingturd @NoPointsMercy]

@willmenaker gfys

[Brynden Rivers🩸🐦‍⬛ @I3loodraven]

Blackfyre Rebellion TV show, but Aegon IV accidentally legitimizes his bastards, Daemon accidentally rebels, Bloodraven accidentally kills Daemon, and Bittersteel accidentally takes his eye out.

[Blake R. Weiner @BlakeWeiner]

Where is Thanasis? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[ProjectMockingturd @NoPointsMercy]

@themattbank ‘fraid it can’t be taught, son

that’s the ‘tism

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

For Sale!

[ProjectMockingturd @NoPointsMercy]

@CantEverDie these people do not grasp that USA lost the war

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

quit my job today and a sales guy out of Germany sent me an incredibly heartfelt slack thanking me for teaching him the phrase “does a bear shit in the woods” when responding to something that is an obvious yes 😭

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Jim Carrey Grinch flipping through a large book titled WHOBILLY ELEGY