carrie.

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@AltCtrlCT Attended a few Baconfests through the years featuring many metal bands. 🤷‍♀️ 🥓

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@Riffmonger1 @AltCtrlCT

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@BitchyKnitter Committing to a mystery that uses FOUR skeins is way beyond what I’m willing to risk.

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😂🍪🤣 @ChrisPaulShow killing it on #BringTheFunny tonight! Hilarious! #thechrisandpaulshow

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@RockWriteRead @PoetInThePantry I am making grabby hands at the spectacular boots! 😍

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@NickMcglashan See also: a pair of pants for each day, as though I’m not gonna just wear the comfiest pair of jeans the whole time.

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@BitchyKnitter I guess the ~$40 I spent on patterns in July don’t count? 🤷‍♀️

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@BarbaraEppolite Are you referring to the pattern name that contained an ethnic slur?

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@AngelGirl722 @fvnwmod_Scottie @fvnorthwestern I mean, I'm already having Opinions about how Things are being handled this season. If they're gonna keep showing us all Harley all the time, I see no reason to continue watching. 🤷‍♀️

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I think the editors have severely overestimated how much we want to see the Southern Wind.😒 #DeadliestCatch #NWTweetFleet

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The gyro-stabilized camera footage is insane. You almost forget just how much the boats are getting tossed until they throw in a few seconds of that. Very cool! (And kinda scary...) #DeadliestCatch

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@AngelGirl722 @PDKimi Truth. Elsa was a bitch. And the Wizard had better luck with a tarped stack than the last time we saw them employ that strategy.

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@PDKimi @AngelGirl722 Hello, ladies! 👋

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@Glenn_XLVIII @ravelry That’s crochet.

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@NinjaTimeTravel Doxxing. The breadcrumbs are there, just follow the trail.

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Proud to be an active member of the best online community. ❤️

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@sophiefair @BitchyKnitter Very pleasantly surprised that apparently none of the people I follow are following her. Her “woe is me, the things I’ve had to endure since I started broadcasting my bigotry” posts are really something.

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@crabwizard @DeadliestCatch Blue! 💙

[Capt Keith Colburn @crabwizard]

HAT🧢GIVEAWAY
1. 🚶🏼‍♂️Follow me.
2. ♻️Retweet this contest.
3. 🎤 Comment with the hat color of your choice.
👀 I also have giveaways running on FB🙍🏼‍♂️📖 :Capt.KeithColburn and on Instagram 📷: captainkeithcolburn. A Winner will be picked at random on 6/18 during @DeadliestCatch🍀

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@OwlMakerMetal Birds of Paradise, of course!