Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom

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[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

white slaves on Mars

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@Chocohoneysuga @lukeisamazing Grapes ought to be on both sides. Fox grapes are new world, wine grapes are old world

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Pipe rock theory

[Crimson_Godot✝️ @Crimson_Godot]

🎶 With the Big Auto-9 on his hip 🎶 #Robocop

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@DiabolicalSpuds Beauty filter servers every time Brianna opens the app

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@dieworkwear Okay cool not the famous Kevin Smith 👍

[The Reform Daily @ReformDaily_]

🗳 Reform NW Leicestershire announce their candidate for IBSTOCK & APPLEBY

Local businessman Virge Richichi, lifelong Heather resident & owner of V Richichi Motors Ltd, is fighting for:

🔵 No tax hikes
💰 Cutting waste
🇬🇧 Defending British values

✅ Vote Reform UK 1st May!

@ReformNWL

[Daily Squibs @DailySquibs]

TIGER ON THE BEAT (Lau, 1988)

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@pbgomez_ Here we go

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

Mozilla just changed the Firefox TOS. If you're a privacy person, might be time to move off.

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

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@QueerArmorer Fucks, just wish it had a sliding indexing dust cover that would protect the live ignition holes from sparks and moisture.

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@afrocosmist

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@QueerArmorer Sadly fascism found its perfect victim
-anyone can be accused w/o proof
-the population can never be fully killed (eternal enemy)
-there's no language/nationality/ethnicity/religion (amorphous)
-the population is so small the tinist effort derails familiarization and acceptance

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@PtakTestKitchen *Alex starts googling baby-rearing questions*

Quora: well well well, looks who it is

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@eagleman42069 The spike in suicides among angry dumb young men that follows every crypto scam has saved this country from so many would-be mass shooters

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@c0mmunicants OP: now I shall post the ultimate film twitter bait

(Draft 7) 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠

NO! Too obvious —too tryhard! Unless... I use stick figures! Yes! It's working! They're beguiled by the disarming crudity of the stick figures

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@tacticoolgf

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@gayest_tone When the right screams about "Marxist" college indoctrination they refer to gender, queer, and minority studies. Ironically, if they were actually concerned about leftist political analysis in US undergrad courses they'd go after anthropology

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