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We Don't Leave No Record.

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@Delta Cancelled my flight ystdy; 3+ hrs delay 2day. $150 in cabs wasted. Missing my bff's entire bach party. Weather is fine! Comp 4 this?

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@superamit Ryder's Alley in NY has classes. Look at "clinic" section on their website. There are more extensive ones on occasion.

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Absolutely. #wanttildenback http://t.co/Fq8gOJ0uMp

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The law has at least one 3-part test for determining if you are a "person." Consider me undone. #click...motorcyclesOOH!

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Why is the ostensible solution for so many of my problems to sit down and type for hours? #weknowbetter

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"You climb the mountain in an equilibrium between restlessness and exhaustion."

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Why does every affluent white couple in NY look exactly the same?! #parkslopenightmare

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Pacific island 'does not exist' http://t.co/DiprWXbF

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Cosmo awarded us the Ultimate Confidence Queens award for disguising our shrieks from the abyss as cries of joy.

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“I don’t really listen to what people tell me. I forget things I don’t like.” —Édouard Levé http://t.co/52kZHMIM

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@maxburgundy an elegant solution for keeping track of reality

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Sigh. #lawschoolfortunecookies

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good luck, CTS. #FairContractNow #CTUStrike

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

I was never trying, necessarily, to be an outlaw. It was just the place in which I found myself. -Hunter S. Thompsonhttp://ow.ly/dxUVp

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

I have only one confidant: the silence of the night. BFFs for life!!!

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Each individual fights for himself, with himself, within himself, in order to free himself before God. I'm gonna be sooo sore tomorrow!

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According to the BBC, my body mass index most closely approximates that of a man from Iraq. I feel a new sense of kinship.

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#finalwitness tonight was beautiful, slow, heartfelt. If TV were always like this, we'd just call it art.

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Interview with Director Adam Feinstein Episode 103 Fatal Devotion http://t.co/iAMusVXz

[Chris Rock @chrisrock]

If this Lincoln vampire movie is a hit I'm gonna do Martin Luther King ninja warrior .