Di Bearded Jab Jab

I drink and I know things. Not like the other guys, I'm worse.

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At it's very core, Jab is satire. from its name to the act of covering one’s skin in molasses, tar, old engine oil (I'm judging you if you use charcoal).
Plantation owners referred to enslaved Africans as “devils” ironic, yes cause the real “devils” were…. Anyway I digress.

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@Nutmeg_Princess 😳

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Pink Ting is my new favorite thing to consume.

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@AttayhGooding 💀💀💀

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@AttayhGooding That’s one battle I think I’ll lose every time.

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@AmandaOui @AttayhGooding Mos def!

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One thing about me
I see what I want
I get what I want
No long talk.

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If somebody finds the phone I lost in 2016 these the kinda videos/photos they’ll find on it.

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@AmandaOui To stay away from alcohol for the rest of the year?

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At this rate, if I make it to the end of the year without consuming alcohol. I’ll just go back to church and join the Priesthood.

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This what time Ignis be doing on the roads in Grenada. Guess they’re ahead of their time.

[Nicolas Neubert @iamneubert]

Me next Monday.

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I just skip AI flyers now cause I notice I get a headache trying to read them.
Every AI is making me physically sick.

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It’s not all Ignis but it’s always an Ignis.

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“The internet” you mean a specific demographic who doesn’t understand cursive writing.

[Complex @Complex]

Angelina Jolie left a handwritten thank you note for hotel staff while filming ‘Maria’ in Greece, and the internet is struggling to figure out what it says.

The note has resurfaced and racked up millions of views, with people trying to decipher every word.

[H/T: lolita]

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Somedays I feel I’ve wasted so much of my potential. I should have accomplished way more by this age.
Then other days I think to myself, what am I doing all of this for?

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Once I set my mind to complete a task, I be locked in like Pusha T on that Tiny Desk appearance

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You log on to YouTube and it’s a set of “Shorts”
I just wanna a tutorial to show me how to do this thing. Where’s those videos with the Indian guy voice in the background.
Gone on Google and it’s a set of AI generated definitions. What happened to Wikipedia? 🥴

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In 4 years I’d have been working for 2 decades.
Wonder if what I’ll have at that point justify the work I’ve done.
In other words, did I put my earnings to good use or play the fool.

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1100lbs over 425k lbs.
Goal reached and surpassed and still have 2 months and 2 weeks in the year to go.
I can start planning for 2027 now.

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Goal for the year was to move 425k lbs.
As of y/day we’re just 5000lbs shy of that, with 3 more months to go. Kinda want to shift the goal to 525k lbs now and see how close we can get.

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In case y’all missed it. Capital Jab Convention did in fact add Shakespeare Mas’ this year.

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Hopefully, next year Capital Jab Convention can add Shakespeare Mas’ to the event.