Di Bearded Jab Jab

I drink and I know things. Not like the other guys, I'm worse.

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

At it's very core, Jab is satire. from its name to the act of covering one’s skin in molasses, tar, old engine oil (I'm judging you if you use charcoal).
Plantation owners referred to enslaved Africans as “devils” ironic, yes cause the real “devils” were…. Anyway I digress.

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

This argument is so dumb but that's what happens once we started handing out participation trophies.
Thank God Shump is standing on business.

[NBA Strife ツ @strifeomg]

Iman Shumpert just went OFF on Gil’s Arena and said the quiet part out loud: 🤔

Winning matters, that’s the entire point of competition
Point blank.

Individual stats, “I almost,” and moral victories are just coping. You play to beat the other guy, NOT to feel good about your numbers. If we stop teaching that, we raise an ENTIRE generation of people who celebrate participation and call it greatness... Shump is right. 🫡

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

Just figured out I can get Apple TV on my TV.
First order of business, Season 5 of Slow Horses then season 2 and 3 of Silo

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

This year taught me that I'm neither ahead nor behind in life. What I am, is on a path that only I can take.

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

68 days no alcohol.
In my house by 8p and my bed by 10p
This new life kinda making sense.

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

58 days no alcohol.
Let's try to make it to a 100 days.

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

Every day I warning my mother. She better know what she doing with her life cause I have no intention of burying her. Hope she knows she has to outlive me.

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

See how dem does have car show. I want them have land, house and health insurance show and then give people a 25% off.
Who go make dah happen?

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

Demons the whole lot of them.
Shorter they are, the closer they are to hell. Out here masquerading as sweet and bubbly whole time Lucifer looking for them to shovel coal.

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

@NeisHiie @FLOWGrenada Exactly!!!
They need to focus their energy on sorting this out. Happened since they updated their app and it's taking the piss.

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

The dependable one

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Gayton got 69 votes 🤧

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

He he he he
Bro I understand. 😭😂

[𝐃𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐞𝐤𝐡𝐢 @sonofmethusael]

Bro saw all that thickness and decided to throw all his preferences out the window😅😅

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

@LadyDre_18 The amount of $200 that have to share out.

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My contacts so festive ehh.
This one took me out. 😭😭😭

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@galacta_ The NDC was able to bounce back twice after losing all 15 seats. Their second comeback was after losing 15 in two consecutive elections. Not saying it will happen but it can if the NNP play their cards right

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

The NNP is now in an interesting position.
Where do they go from here?
What impact will they have on the 2031 General Election?

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@AlienJab @nickyb_zero3 Honestly, it's becoming concerning how good I am at this. I'll have to follow lotto for a few months and then try and predict the winning numbers to see.

[Di Bearded Jab Jab @NoReplyInRed]

@vivster_13 That's exactly what she said 😂

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@galacta_ They still have a strong base and there's no viable 3rd option at present. I believe they're still in a position to do the groundwork, fire up their base and gain back some seats in 2031

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@nickyb_zero3 Would that have been the case had Pedro joined Glenis in 2013 and taken the time to build his own party?

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🙏🏾

https://t.co/zgAyU1JXKe

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@itsShay_nell 😐

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I'm tryna slide it in, just like a cash machine
I made a milli on this phone with a cracked screen
So don't beat around the bush, please, say what you mean