There's making it to first base, and then there's whatever the hell those two are doing. You'd think with all the time he spends being their designated babysitter...
"Yeah you guys go on ahead."
Waiting until they were far enough away to add,
"While I 'deplete' my energy on a certain someone here."
With a not so gentle reminder to not cut in on their family fun time like that—
@lethalbriar "Yeah— No. That's not gonna happen. I'd sooner sleep with a bear than that emotionally stunted... Anyway we don't have the hots for each other. At all so you can rest your pretty little head."
He wanted to say the guy was just an idiot before deciding against it.
"Kay?"
“Franky-san… please take good care of Loid-san… He likes his milk and creamer separated from his coffee… and he gets stomachaches easily, so please don’t let him eat too much spicy or greasy food… I-I’m sorry, I know I’m asking for a lot…”
@NoRizzInformant
@lethalbriar "HUH?!!"
The sudden mention of Franky of all people confusing him to no end, until he put two and two together. Damn, cop car!
"NO! I said I'm NOT gay! I'M NOT!"
Sure Franky was dick sucking height, but just look at him! With that square ass head and..!
@ADiligentSpy A police siren blared outside at the absolute worst timing possible, perfectly cutting him off at the word ‘not’.
Eyes widening in horror.
“L-Loid-san!? How could you-?? Is it… oh no- you’re with Franky-san!?”