(Not) Ross Thomson MP

(NOT!) Ross Thomson MP. Quite possibly the worst MP ever. Instagrammes shareholder. “The boy really is clueless” - my mum. 🔔🔚 *Parody account*

[(Not) Ross Thomson MP @NoRossThomsonMP]

I might be an absolute clown shoe with utterly horrendous policies and politics, but surely we can all agree to leave any homophobic abuse out of it? Anyway, does anyone know where the most remote place in Scotland is? Asking for a friend.

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@itscore23 @Theslidedown @RossThomson_MP No.

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Megabus John O’Groats

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Is John O’Groats very quiet

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How far is John O’Groats from Westminster

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Siri, how much is a one-way ticket to Timbuktu?

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@FoneThomas @Douglas4Moray Not a chance 🇬🇧

[(Not) Ross Thomson MP @NoRossThomsonMP]

Contrary to the FAKE NEWS issued by various media sources, I, Ross Thomson, was NOT asked to leave Strangers bar in Westminster last night.

There was a simple misunderstanding after I helped @Douglas4Moray with his trouser zip, as I noticed his wee chipolata was hanging loose.

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@adamwylie72 @RangersFC Go buy some soap.

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@NorthEPolice @RangersFC @AberdeenFC Thank you for all your hard work protecting Aberdeen and the North East from the unwashed Weegie hordes. Good luck tonight @NorthEPolice and @AberdeenFC.

[(Not) Ross Thomson MP @NoRossThomsonMP]

If anyone is trying to get a hold of me at the moment, I’m having a spot of trouble with my phone! I appreciate your patience.
- posted from iPhone. @ Strangers Bar - 18:011, 06/02/19.

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@Dov1963 @heraldscotland Typical Nat scum.

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@RobDunsmore Remove this IMMEDIATELY, as it is slander, and will see Police Scotland at your door. You have 7 minutes and 22 seconds.

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@ClatchardCraig FAKE NEWS

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@gambitman14 @BritStevie @STVNews Everything, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out you lot had a word in Pontius Pilate’s ear 🙄

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@BritStevie @STVNews This is all NAT lies I can assure you.

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@BritStevie @STVNews Thank you Stevie 🇬🇧