Creamy Burger

Cozy, witchy, bitchy, tea, coffee and ASMR. he/him nb/boy. Don't expect me to be SFW OR NSFW.

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

Alright. I'm deleting my Twitter app. I've been using it less and less and you can check my profile for where to contact me.

💜

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

WHANGANUI:

My friends elderly parents were robbed this week. The usual valuables were stolen but also all of their clothes but for a few items, an urn with ashes, not worth anything, and even their children's drawings.

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

@Becs 💜 oof. I'm so sorry

[Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13]

Well now that I’m not allowed to browse Twitter I have more time to make pacts with eldritch forest creatures and dissolve into a flurry of raven feathers when spotted by a wayward mortal

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

Twitter now limiting you to only seeing 800 tweets a day means I'm only gonna get to see like, 4 tweets by the people I actually follow given the state of the feed. I'm not going to pay for their stupid blue tick. I wonder how much time we have left here.

[Bug Enthusiast 🪲🌈 @Idolomantises]

Cream Pie

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

It's like, can I bring my friend to your party? Here's their pronouns and who they've got beef with

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

@BanalHemorrhage Given who they are as people, they'll just fall aggressively in love, isolate themselves and each other for six months to two years and burn each other out and try and claim they're the victim and the other was abusive when they're both guilty. Very inefficient villainy.

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

Recently i found out two people I hate are dating and I could not be happier for them 😂

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

The difference between Grimes' and Poppy's music is that Grimes' music *smells bad*
Agree or disagree?

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

@jvscribbles @AliceTawhai The money. I don't care about the rest but the money could get me surgeries and education and also snacks

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

@Jamberee13 hello! Did you delete your Patreon? I had been meaning to sub since you got it but look, I move at the speed of a tree and am bad at things 😅

[Gnome Anne May Perceive Me @annethegnome]

Me: Mom, I might date women, if I get the chance

Mom: GOOD FOR YOU! Women are so much better than men. I wish I could date women.

Me: uh....

Mom: all the most intimate relationships I've had are with women. They're just more powerful connection, you know?

Me: ...

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

@_mjwills What's a good solo journalling RPG whose prompt needs just a few lines and not a whole story per prompt?
Key words:l (they don't all need to be included): surreal, gothic, supernatural, romance, horror, mystery, historical, humour
V little combat, no medieval settings.

[cool timothy @dreadconquest]

one thing new zealanders often fall for when talking about gang activity is that they're framed by conservatives and mainstream media as separate parasites latching on to towns like ōpōtiki as opposed to actual community members with deep ties to the area

[InsideOUT @insideoutkoaro]

Self ID is now in effect! As of today, it is now easier for NZ-born transgender, intersex, non-binary and irawhiti people to change the sex/gender marker on their birth certificates!

You can find more information at: https://t.co/6KXhVJviWF

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

@strawberryautie With friends of the inner circle, all the way out to the third circle, it's normal to talk about middle stakes dating stuff and you should talk about it so people can tell you if there's any warning signs.
Online, it depends on how private you want to be.

[worlds first closeted straight man @Hartmannn_]

never stops being relevant.

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

@Becs 🔪🔪🔪🥰

[Creamy Burger @NoShyira]

@NZBlood Lol rip. I'm queer so y'all don't want it 😂