Samantha Jo

[Samantha Jo @NoSoulGinger96]

I’m gonna need @jk_rowling to rewrite the Harry Potter books from Draco’s point of view

[Samantha Jo @NoSoulGinger96]

Reasons why I never go to the doctor: Tried to schedule an appointment, there’s no openings until September🙃 better luck next year I guess🤷🏼‍♀️

[Samantha Jo @NoSoulGinger96]

You know I’ve lived through this whole high gas thing twice now and I must say it’s much more annoying as an adult who has big kid bills to worry about on top of paying for gas🙃

[Chelsea Voss @ChelsJo1]

I’d like this scent in a candle please… 🤪IYKYK

[Samantha Jo @NoSoulGinger96]

I need Planet Earth but Agriculture edition for my students… I remember watching Planet Earth on Fridays in Science class in high school and it was the highlight of the week!

[Samantha Jo @NoSoulGinger96]

After viewing the road condition maps for other states I have decided I will riot if North Dakota even thinks about changing their road conditions map

[Samantha Jo @NoSoulGinger96]

Remember that one time we all worked from home for the most part? Could we do that again like just for a week though? Sinus infections and 6am drives to work in the snow this week just aren’t very appealing 🙃

[Samantha Jo @NoSoulGinger96]

I’m 100% positive that November and October didn’t even happen this year😅 like I’m pretty sure yesterday was September

[Samantha Jo @NoSoulGinger96]

I don’t hate writing paper however, annotated bibliography’s for fun and not for a research project are thee absolute worst invention in the history of ever. I would rather cut out my left lung and run a marathon than complete one🙃

[Samantha Jo @NoSoulGinger96]

When ppl ask what you want for Christmas but don’t like when you reply with “laundry detergent, cat food, dog food, or gas and grocery gift card” like I’m genuinely thrilled about getting these things because it frees up my budget incase anything might come up in future months!

[Samantha Jo @NoSoulGinger96]

You know people like to say that young people are entitled, and I can tell you for free that working in a restaurant proves otherwise. I’ll take a table of teenagers or college students before I take a table of 60+ year olds any day of the week.

[Samantha Jo @NoSoulGinger96]

I’m pretty sure at this point Siri talks shit about me every time I misplace my phone and ask my her to ping it

[Samantha Jo @NoSoulGinger96]

*Me holding my best friends baby this weekend*
Literally everyone- “practicing?!”
Me-“To be a super cool aunt one day? Absolutely!”
Believe it or not you can like babies and holding them without wanting any of your own🤷🏼‍♀️

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Help

[olivia @livstadler]

How does the Advil know which body part to go to

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

As Jesus probably said “if you hurt animals, you’re a cunt”

[Samantha Jo @NoSoulGinger96]

I have this terrible trait that when people keep harassing me about doing something I do the complete opposite🙃 so in other news if one more person harasses me about having kids or tells me I HAVE to have them I’m shipping my uterus off #mindyourowndamnbusiness

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

After seeing what Joe Biden has done in the last month, I’d like to thank him for not doing anything in 47 years.

[The Angry Server @AngryServerLife]

You aren't a good server if you bitch about being double sat. #sorrynotsorry