No Sweat Insurance

A place for the loyal interns to f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶ advertise our insurance!

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Did you ever find it? Cause uhhh. Just found one in the back of the break room freezer.

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That’s gonna be hell on your garbage disposal.

Better get some insurance!

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[Annalea 🪷🐝🌻 @citizengatsby]

Make it stop.

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Has anybody seen my stapler?

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Love that guy.

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Shoutout to boss’ hit line ‘The whole Island needs to know No Sweat financed their joy.’

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@SigNotSigmund HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION:

How many interns does it take to convince theoretical ice cream to enter a hot area?

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Hypothetical question: at what degree would an anthropomorphic ice cream melt?

Hypothetical science, of course!

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We are very (un)sad to announce that our policies don’t cover getting slam dunked for being an absolute jerk.

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The High Stakes Club should really get some insurance. Just a thought.

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@MothMyMando Sh.

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@MothMyMando Extremely unprofessional. Delete this.

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PLEASE REMAIN PROFESSIONAL ON THE COMPANY ACCOUNT.

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Omg guys Harriet just got fired again for the tweet screw up.

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Because then it would seem like it was an accident.

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Better get some insurance on those pants!

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Quick save guys hurry please.

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Why didn’t you just untweet??? Oh my god.

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Thank you.

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Quick save guys hurry please.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

“i can change him!” did he shit his pants?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

“i can change him!” did he shit his pants?

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Cursed

[makita 🩵 @TheTauVolantis]

@FortniteStatus I’m shocked and appalled