Mike

38 he/him, Bisexual slacker, baggage automaton. The world is not my home, I’m just passing through.

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@lanabeesfw I can’t explain how but I just somehow instinctually knew that.

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@turnintoabat Every time my head clears for 10 seconds during an acid trip

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@ArtTheratpist Robin’s gonna kick himself for not coming along

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@DomainDead This is like the plot of three different episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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@NekoBlossom693 Good to see you again, Kitten 💜

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@girldrawsghosts Looks sort of like a Dave McKean collage illustration, like the ones he did for Dark Tower.

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@girldrawsghosts Scooby-Doo: Bloodlines

Scooby-Doo: The Masquerade

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@cupofalexx Every line of that tweet was funnier than the last and when I got to the end I was fucking cackling.

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@WolfheadAtNight

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@hausofdecline @troobaf

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@phosphor_glow What it is, what it was, and what it shall be.

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@littlepuck @LailaDelight @ANGELAWHITE @iamivanxxx

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@_bi_bitch I’m not sure if this is Dachshund stupid or Chihuahua stupid. Is Olive this weird?

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@turnintoabat Well, she’s got my vote

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@lanabeesfw This tiny creature was hanging out saying goodbye as I was leaving work the other day

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@xXAutumnIvyXx Now you can carve the roast beast no problem.

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@Girlie_Greenie Look at you looking all domestic in your cute little apron.

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@THICCUSMAXIMUS @TwinkleSkeleton @xXAutumnIvyXx Oh my god. She stole her own chesticles. It’s literally the perfect crime.

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@turnintoabat Lookin very Alpine today