Slim Jims

『𝙑𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙡 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙-𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙣.』|mv| #B1GB0Y “ʏ’ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪ’ᴅ ᴍɪss ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴅɪᴄᴋ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ.”

[Slim Jims @NoThisIsJimmy]

Oh boy.
..yeah, Jimmy’s ready to retire.
I’m uh,, not deleting.
But I won’t be tweeting here anymore. Just lost the steam.
DM’s are open for whatever reason!
I still have other accounts so.. check me out !?
But to the rest:
Glad I got to meet you!
Once.. Or twice.
#MemeT33N OUT.

[Slim Jims @NoThisIsJimmy]

"вy ѕoмe мιracle, ι'м oυт. and ι aм done."
>MV
>Detailed
>Friendly but will throw hands
>#MEMET33N

At the very least, #SpnRP .. Retweet me

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⚡️⚡️⚡️ Made by yours truly, @NoThisIsJimmy, for ones own personal convenience ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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Here we are, folks.
Jimmy Novaks Shitpost Extravaganza 2.0 for the extended pleasure.

https://t.co/ryVsPgDBQ5

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I know you guys are wondering when is this Jimmy guy going to fucking die already,,, the answer is eventually.
https://t.co/DXmF9uxVOk

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Hello I am here
Goodbye I am gone.
https://t.co/B2R0mim2KO

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" . . . . . . A m e n. "

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Hey everyone I'm sorry to say that Jimmy got sick.
Hey Jimmy, tell everyone what you got.
"...I think I caught a bad case of the Fuck-yous."

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Jimmy, to Castiel: UH NICE COAT.

Castiel: Thank you, the original one actually belonged to yo—

Jimmy, nodding furiously: UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH

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100% cannot fight Monsters, Demons, or Angels
.
.
100% will try to fight Monsters, Demons, or Angels

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Jimmy, in a teasing voice:
Let me slip into something more comfortable ;)

—slides off trenchcoat to reveal another trenchcoat—

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❝𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐌𝐫. 𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐤—❞

—Everyone’s favorite vessel but now a /little/ more sober

—Decided to charge people for laughing

—Desc.+ Parody

—MV & OC Friendly

𝘙𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵
𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦
& 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸

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@DEFENSIVEMAN //: it’s ok I only vaguely remember tweeting that :,)) deadass a year ago

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Drops spoon into salad bowl full of cereal.

“....shit.”

It’s Jimmy’s birthday today.
Even -he- fucking forgot.

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Google how do I delete someone else’s tweet https://t.co/yEVHUDkxUW

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@ImogeneTheVQ —
vomiting sparkles..”

Stopping, he took a look at Imogene’s expression. His smile faltering as he started to speak a little more clearly.

“...Imogene?”

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@ImogeneTheVQ —
he slowly shifted, the pain beginning to fade now. When he had shown his face again he had on a slightly forced smile.
Totally just pretending things were okay right now, he went to crack a joke to lessen the shock of the sudden occurrence.

“...I swear to god if I keep
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Castiel when he put that mcfuckin cowboy hat on and embarrassed me:

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Jimmy @ Cas circa 2018