Naomi Cleary

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

@PrettyLilChan ☹️

[SimGuruFrost @SimGuruFrost]

ICYMI: Every Simmer can print their own post card from Henford-on-Bagley signed by A & A Crumplebottom here:
https://t.co/8fhooRa6TA

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

I started this year off with no motivation and a lot of jumpers. Must be a good omen

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

I have 3+ years of pain bc of ligament tears in my shoulder but I’ll bring out 5 bin bags of monster cans and pizza boxes for him because I am a ✨ 𝓼𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽 ✨

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

My brother has a muscle tear in his abdomen that could lead to a hernia if he does anything too strenuous. This bitch been sitting on the couch playing COD since March ??? Only strenuous part of his life is not being able to shoot mfs

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

Thinking back to that time where I was singing for a Gaeltacht and my mam made me dress up to impress them. But we learned the wrong song and has to get them to sing it for us.

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

@PrettyLilChan I don’t know if you found out but it’s miniso 😅

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I can finally cross this off my "to-do" list.

#BetterLateThanNever

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

Is there a wikihow on what to do when your boyfriend says you’re like the middle part of a cucumber, and not crunchy like the outside part?

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

@PrettyLilChan Were you ever actually in the 90’s?

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

Could @Postvox please ask their postmen to start knocking on doors instead of passing a missed delivery docket? I’m furious that I have to wait all fucking day to collect something when I could have just opened the door.

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

Concept: self service checkouts that are patient. The anxiety of haphazardly throwing shit into a bag when they’re shouting at you to take your items, it is immeasurable.

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

The only thing I like about Christmas is getting to wrap presents.

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

The unbridled anger I have towards people on social media lately, cannot be measured. It’s 2020 and we still haven’t learned how to spell? Pity.

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

Just watching 5-minute crafts gives me high cholesterol.

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

My weaknesses include Animal Crossing villagers that wave goodbye with both hands

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

Can someone tell me why there’s Christmas lights up in town already? Like I know Halloween is cancelled but cmoooon

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

As irritating as it can be, Autocorrect has saved my ass on many occasions. The amount of clients I accidentally write “shit” to is outrageous.

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

The most exciting part of my day is taking my jeans off

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

@AlexGotBeats nice view. Thanks

[Naomi Cleary @NoThisIsNoms]

Hey. Also, I know you’re sleeping, but your butt is cute.