No Toffees.

Formally known as Koeman's Toffees, but he was shite so I changed it.

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Sacked off "Koeman's Toffee's" now. Be arsed with him.

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Said it the other day, there's something fundamentally wrong at this club from top to bottom. Get rid of the old guard. That includes Kenwright. https://t.co/66iZZI3I8r

[Everton That @Evertonthat_]

Some big news soon to be a reality, Blues ⬇️ https://t.co/yK2x7TUIQF

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@ste_henry Absolutley.

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Gary Neville spot on saying our centre backs don't lead. They do not. Jags a fantastic player, one of everyone's favourites, but not a captain.

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Bloody hell. Fiorentina's David Astori has died. That's so so sad. Rest in piece...

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Brighton and Stoke are next? 4 points are we're probably safe. Needs to happen because City and Liverpool are the next two home games after that.

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Poor management & dreadful recruitment is obvious, but what a actually going wrong at this club? Something is deeply wrong at this club.

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And what about our so called leadership? Captains of Wales, England, Ireland, Iceland & Ajax in our club. And we're STILL spineless.

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How many times are we going to call a group of players a gang of shit houses though? From Distin & Alacaraz to Williams & Keane. They come and go. And the goals are still conceded. What's the answer?

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The most spineless set of players I've ever seen at this football club, ran by a fat arse of manager. This lot are absolutely shocking.

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Is this an actual Everton Twitter account? We're avrually taking advantage of a foreign market? Bloody hell I need a lie down. https://t.co/myVhitXvBg

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📣 Merhaba Türkiye! 🇹🇷
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@terrycogs Hahahahaha, should just call it "ShiteToffees"

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Swear to god if I see one more fucking post about how great Adriano was on PES 6 or what ever the fuck it was I'll go fucking mad mate. 90% who tweet about it I bet never seen him play.

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Does anyone know what happened to that Jet fuel Pete Price prank call video about 911? Doing my head looking

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It's good to see we're reviewing Walsh's position, but can possibly tip Bill in the direction of retirement?

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Perfect job for Ronald Koeman. Earns his cash and gets to spend a load of time in his Villa in Portugal.

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@lynnepark_lynne Hahaha oh yeah. I meant don't sign him back.

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@Alexander_Ev_17 Walcott is our new number 11, and he's already scored more than him this season than he did in 6 months. He's a rotten apple.

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@Cam_1878 Probably a bit harsh on him, but then again he's Koeman's player. A new manager might not be in favour.

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@martinroberts2 Harsh because of his injury I know. But he's a high earner and we should sign better, or play Lookman more. I like him a lot, but would thrive at someone like, well, Palace...

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Stek, Williams, Schneiderlin, Martina, Mangala, Funes, Besic, Klassenn, Mirallas, Bolasie, Niasse, Sandro all need selling in the summer. Complete and utter dead wood.