🗣Lauren

borderline wholesome

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

someone needs to tell taylor we’re all cool with the original picture to burn lyrics like nobody is gonna get mad at you girl

[rea @ReaBeee]

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

This is what “taking the Lord’s name in vain” means by the way.

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

sorry Oscar winner we don’t have time for you to thank your mom or whatever we need the presenters to do the longest and worst comedy bits imaginable

[🗣Lauren @NoTwitLo]

Taylor Frankie Paul + Dakota

=

Cathy + Heathcliff

[cal? @cal_gif]

honestly the original USDA food pyramid was funny as fuck for recommending 6-11 servings of bread a day. genuinely don't mind if I do

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

losing an hour on international women’s day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

did my taxes today. Just kinda said fuck it and hit submit

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Arguably the best athlete in the world hawking diet pills…

What are we doing?

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

borrowing grief from the future won't lessen the pain when you do eventually get there btw

[bug girl @buggirl]

conflating evil shit men do with satanic rituals/devil worship is turning a blind eye to the depravity of patriarchal violence btw. refusing to acknowledge human evils & reframing them as a mystical force does a disservice to reality and ignores the systems that fuel exploitation

[bri love🇵🇸 @mclovenxoxo]

one of my pivotal “oh fuck” moments while living under the united states regime was when we let boeing blow the whistleblowers brains out in the parking lot with no consequences

[doomer @uncledoomer]

no parking spot is illegal on stolen land

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

The psychological torture of just reading the most heinous shit about the useless billionaire class and then having to do my dumb little tasks. Cosmically exhausting.

[Ryan Dawson @RyLiberty]

Where is the wildest party?

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

can’t wait to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather