Bran

I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I can solve CAPTCHA puzzles, and robots can’t.

[Bran @NoVanityBran]

Guess we’ll add Michigan State University to the list of “thoughts and prayers” with no meaningful fucking action

[Bran @NoVanityBran]

@sacsheriff don’t your cops have anything better to do, like beat their wives or something

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

And there you have it, folks.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one.

And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby

Ok.

[Imparted @theimparted]

I see no difference between this and when the tea was thrown into the harbor 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

A worker in Ontario, California sets his company’s warehouse on fire and has a message for the CEO:

“There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live.”

Expect to see more of this as people struggle to survive under our decaying capitalist system.

[Mohammad Ali Shabani @mashabani]

A scene like this in any European or North American capital would be reported with one word as the headline.

[Bran @NoVanityBran]

Umm Senator, with all due respect (you don’t deserve any), it’s not Trump’s “strategic ineptitude” that has made us worse off, it’s the imperialist war-mongering. Fancy wording, though—I’m sure it’ll keep your donors happy.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

This will be the FOURTH time we’ve forced a War Powers vote.

This time, after threats from @POTUS to extinguish an entire civilization, Republicans must join us in voting to end this war once and for all.

Our country is worse off because of Trump’s strategic ineptitude. Enough is enough. Pass the War Powers Resolution, end the war.

[Marwa Osman || مروة عثمان @Marwa__Osman]

Israel killed my childhood best friend today.
He was at work.
In Beirut.
Israel killed him.
Israel killed him.
Israel killed him.
He has 2 gorgeous girls.
He has a beautiful wife..my direct first cousin.
Israel killed Hasan.
Israel killed him.
Hasan was a civilian.
Israel Killed Him.

[Bran @NoVanityBran]

all these fucking retarded liberals saying TACO Trump like they’re egging this fucking narcissist on to drop a nuclear bomb or commit a genocide

whose side are you on? dumbasses

[Bran @NoVanityBran]

My god we’re all going to fucking die. We are such a stupid country. 25th Amendment before 8 pm or the world as we know it is over.

[Raven Cain 🐦‍⬛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @llamalaikum]

Donald can't launch nukes on his own. There is a process and it ends with 2 random guys with keys. It only takes one guy to prevent disaster. If you're one of the guys with a key, don't do it. Disobey the order.

[Bran @NoVanityBran]

@RepNateMoran Then impeach him. Or even just drag him out of the White House in handcuffs. Right now. Before it’s too late and the world ends.

[Bran @NoVanityBran]

pat magafee LMAO

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

It’s important that you understand what happened last night.

Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue.

In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired.

CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.”

In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump.

But censorship always backfires.

Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@HasanKhxnx I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my car and truck are in good shape. I practice good trigger discipline and never point a gun at anyone, including myself. There are no deep pools of water on my farm and I’m a pretty good swimmer.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@jamestalarico: I've had a lot of interviews with national media. No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. No one's asked me about the cost of prescription drugs. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes.

The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. Undocumented people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.

Trans people aren't taking away our healthcare. Undocumented people aren't defunding our schools. It's the billionaires and their puppet politicians.

[Bran @NoVanityBran]

“Free speech warriors” making it more and more obvious every day that all they really care about is being able to say the N word without repercussions. Why else would you be cheering on the arrest of Don Lemon? Fascists.

[Bran @NoVanityBran]

@StephenM Go fuck yourself, you limp-dick fascist

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Here is video of the American Gestapo (ICE) killing someone today.

Along with this man, it seems the 2A was killed today as well.