you can't get trans girls pregnant

but i can.

// no minors. AD of some dipshit. shitposting and hornyposting. you know how it is

[mosskisser @mosskisserx]

COOOL CRT COOL

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do you people actually get to stop being horny if you jack off. or is that a prank

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need a gf who collars leashes and always rushes into elevators and hits the close door button, audibly sighing when i make it into the car in time.s me

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tactically using my dissociative disorder to deftly split tactile experience between alters to jerk/be jerked off without experiential overlap

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hooked up with a slime girl recently and had to get a boibortion after she budded inside me. no big deal but the goop reformed into a eraserhead baby.real fucking mature Goolia

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current status: was stimming by slapping my thighs together and the sound made me so horny i moaned

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i habe a problem where my mouth cant open too wide. right? ok. and im with this girl and i take her into my mouth, soft, i can handle this im at my limit but turns out. cocks get hard. feel like a human fucking soda bottle

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@L3SB14N_R31 i (recently) had a dissociative episode where i only talked through makima for several weeks straight. senses of self are 1. overrated 2. fake and 3. largely self-healing due to an underlying governing biomechanical machine. there are patterns which can comfort even if it's rough

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in honor of national womens day shoutout to women who blow fat ropes . yuou are SEEN and RESPECTED
(≧◡≦)ゞ

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i thought the things ppl say about not being able to walk the next day were jokes (⁠´ ~｀)

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SHOIUT OUT TO THE GIRLS WITH MAD SENSITIVE CLITS. LOVE YOU AVOID TRYING TO HOP FENCES

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doc said i shouldnt suck dick for at least four weeks. no frotting either. truly there is no meaning in this life

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which is better

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just got done watching some tastefully sexuel yuri, full attention. that was great, i said to myself, as i sat up and immediately squirt a little

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just wanna stain someones sheets with femcum :/

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eveury pole is a goal

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grindr's discreet icons are so funny like sorry, thats my calculator app pinging me. gotta take this :/