Alexander J Krause

Joke dense, cash poor

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

I’m already listening to you ‘Jingle Bells’, you can stop promoting sleighing songs.

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

Was trying to pin-down when we were going to rock, and this guy suggested multiple times and then had the gaul to tell me we would rock AROUND THE CLOCK TONIGHT

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

May the 4th is like the Purge, but it just legalises debates about The Last Jedi

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

Anne Hathaway really steals the spotlight in the new Devil Wears Prada. I can see why they made her the protagonist of this one

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

Okay Pauline, you have your unmarked bills and the plane is idling outside. Now uphold your end of the bargain and release the hostages

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

Always great seeing the family for the Purge! 👻

Thanks to Vic (RIP) for hosting. 🏠

Meant the world to take up the carving station from Greg (RIP) and Sam (RIP) 🍖

The kids (RIP) slept the whole ride home. 😴

Can't wait until next year, maybe I (RIP) will host? 🏠🤔

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

I regret to inform everyone that if I've ever said "I'll be there with bells on" I was not expressing enthusiasm. I'd take any opportunity to wear bells really.

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

Albo's in my kitchen nook asking for one more go at the broadcast. I asked if he'll do anything different but he's just holding up a finger and pleading for one more. What do we all think?

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

@KITKAT No concerns for human safety? If this can happen to the largest chocolate supplier in the world, then what's stopping someone from doing this to me?

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

@IsabellaAmara1 Why do we fall in love? Why do we cry, and laugh and sing?
Big circle is the human experience.

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

@Polymarket So sad to bid farewell to the place where I met my now wife, and where we founded The Spark Project. It's been an absolutely wild ride, and what this place gave to me will not be forgotten.

RIP Metaverse 🕊️ You're metaversing in heaven now old friend

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

Thank you Nintendo for caving to my craving

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

Happy Mario Day for all who celebrate! 🎊

Me? I'm a Spike guy, and this holiday promotes a man who would have him dead. So no I will not indulge in the traditional quiche or any other plumber based celebrations.

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

My child called from a house party.
"Dad, can we have pizza tomorrow?"
That was the code.
The server-net is collapsing and I need to login to aid the quest.
I didn't ask questions.
I replied "of course we can have pizza."
And uploaded myself.
Being a father is turning up

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

Don't doubt yourself, there's plenty of more capable people who can do that for you

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

@ToonHive Obviously awful news for the industry, but it's great news for people like myself who didn't take up the hobby. Why didn't I learn Adobe Animate in my spare time? Well lookie lookie here. Next steps are getting Yamaha to give up on pianos and Germany to stop speaking German

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

In the original comics Spider-Man's dad ran a malt shop. They called it Spider-Man because he liked to drink icecream sodas, and his best friends were Archie and Jughead.

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

In the original Iron Man comic he doesn't even wear that suit. He's just a guy working at a bank and his mum dies in a storm. Nobody knew why they called him that, it was just one of those things you know

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

Daredevil was about a guy who was dealing with being estranged from his ex-wife's family. Daredevil was the name of the cereal they were promoting

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

Just saw a promo photo of Friends from 1994. Don't remember this guy!!!? Was he ever in any episodes?

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

Why would you give me all my due respect right before saying something like that?

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

@Stealth40k Fuming about this list's existence. Truly don't know what's going through people's heads doing shit like this. Disgusting, filthy, horrible behaviour. A list?! You should be ashamed...

[Alexander J Krause @NoWayKrause]

Just got off the phone and Cruella de Vil is willing to go as low as 86 dogs