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Don’t even BOTHER asking us to go a dam wedding…

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We asked the 5 biggest college football personalities to make their picks for Week 0 👀

Pat McAfee
Gfed
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Josh Pate
Mike Z

Who’s got the best picks? 🏈🔥

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We need a @BigGameBoomer list for this one 👀

What are the biggest world events we needed a list about?

Here’s our Top 50. 🌎

What did we get wrong?

#History #WorldHistory #BigGameBoomer

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Last time I stared at a pig this long I ended up getting married and couldn’t watch football on Saturday anymore 😂

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

I can make you see colours that don’t exist!

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@BoilerInTexas Retard

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🚨 WHAT IF TRADITIONS ENTERED THE TRANSFER PORTAL?

Enter Sandman at LSU.
Jump Around at Arizona.
The Wave at UCLA.
Death Valley at Florida State.

Which tradition would you steal for your school? 👀

Quote tweet with your pick ⬇️

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@ScottHughesCBB #11 why?

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🚨 OUR FIRST COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON PREDICTIONS ARE HERE 🚨

Florida. Oregon. Illinois. Duke.

We’re calling our shots before kickoff… and some of these might age TERRIBLY 👀

Who are we way too high or low on?

Stay tuned — MANY more teams coming 🏈🔥

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@senor_crappy I used to get that my stupid hog food stopped putting out when I wouldn’t turn the game off

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🚨 BREAKING: Is it time for Alabama to RETIRE “Dixieland Delight”? 😳🐘

The tradition has had its run. We’ve got 5 potential replacements ready for Bryant-Denny.

Sabrina Carpenter? Olivia Rodrigo? 👀

Which song should become Bama’s new 4th-quarter anthem? ⬇️

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Every Big Ten coach walks into Kings Island… but which coaster are they riding? 🎢😂

Some of these pairings make WAY too much sense.

What did we get right and what did we get wrong? 👀

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@garret79114 True

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@villeleinofan What is Notre dames song? We are always open to feedback, as it makes us better for the future

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Which college football program has the song that goes the HARDEST? 🔥

We ranked the Top 10 songs associated with college football 🎧🎶🏈

Did we get it right? 👀

#LSU #Alabama #VirginiaTech #Wisconsin #Michigan #NotreDame #PennState #Tennessee #Georgia #CollegeFootball

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@realpopchrissy Ames and Alabama start with the same letter

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@CFBPropagandaHQ Sure! I like the beer one.

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@picklesf87 Penis envy?

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@AuburnHippie Didn’t realize this rivalry was so lovey dovey. North Carolina and DUKE would never

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@Warfan_ @HoosierGloriana Didn’t realize this rivalry was so lovey dovey. North Carolina and DUKE would never

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@realpopchrissy I went to Iowa State 😂

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@GiggyNips Touchdown Bibi

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Is it time for Georgia to get rid of the hedges at Sanford Stadium? 👀🌳

Petting zoo? Lazy river? Giant ball pit? The possibilities are ENDLESS.

Keep the tradition or switch it up? 😂👇

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What if NFL teams were actually COLLEGES? 🏴‍☠️🏈🤘

Las Vegas Raiders University vs. Houston Texans University would be an ABSOLUTE WAR on Saturdays.

Who wins this college football matchup? 👀