John Doe

El cambio es la única constante en la vida.

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Use wisdom carry your cross

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

And there will always be a woman prettier, younger and richer than you. That's life.
Contentment is what makes marriage work, not comparison.

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Gen Z typing "I'm dead" in group chats after seeing a ₦5,000 delivery fee for a ₦1,200 meat pie

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Kevin:But umbrellas don't shoot! Someone else must have shot the tiger.

Uncle Wisdom:Exactly.

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Kevin:My girlfriend is pregnant but I've always used protection. I'm so confused bro.

Uncle Wisdom:Let me tell you a story. A man was in the forest with an umbrella, suddenly he saw a tiger. He pointed the umbrella at it, shot it, and the tiger died.

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Buying cold sausage roll and chilled sachet water in 2:00 PM traffic hits better than a 5-star restaurant meal.

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Cold pure water from a street hawker in 2:00 PM traffic hits harder than any expensive iced coffee on earth. 💧

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Salary hitting account on Friday, but by Tuesday afternoon 85% of it has already signed a contract with food and transport

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Seller adding ₦500 to pepper price because "the market people just called us with new price update."

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Before you try that stupid agenda you want to cook, P at the back means Pence, not Pound. That is basically £1.99(One Pound, 99.18 Pence)per litre of fuel.

Hourly wage in the UK is £12.71.

That means you can comfortably buy 6 litre of fuel with the money you made in an hour.

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Independence Day is in 48 hours and Nigerians are currently celebrating the fact that they survived September 😭 Independence from hardship is what we're actually praying for

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Love is enough. Real love will provide, protect and stay. If it's not enough, it was never love.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Love is always enough. In fact, love is more than enough.

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Small fvck up…even mumu sef go dey advice you

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Stop thinking too much

Me

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

People are in love, I'm in debt 😭

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

I nearly guide today
The customer come talk "I'll get back to you" ...dammit

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

It used to be "don't let your boyfriend stop you from meeting your husband" now it's
"don't let your girlfriend stop you from meeting your wife"

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Taking my Life serious
Because I can't be that guy telling anybody "you don forget me"at any point in my life

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

I hate when I want to post something but due to recent events it'll feel like a shade to someone.

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

At the same time, you're trying to figure out money, love, purpose, and even who you truly are.
Some days, you may wonder if you're actually making any progress. But somehow, you keep moving forward.

[John Doe @No_1_like_JD]

Nobody really talks about how difficult your 20s and 30s can be.
You're trying to build a life for yourself while healing from things you never thought you'd have to go through. Your parents are getting older, friendships are changing, and your career can feel uncertain.