No, David!

Official twitter for the children's books by David Shannon, first written in 1998. (Parody)

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My fucking mom was on some bullshit this whole time but I got adult money now "nO dAvId" shut your bitch ass up that's why dad left

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@Xaniken @krus_chiki and @Ethelbrait1941 meet up in Gainesville

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@Xaniken Honest to god, jokes aside, Mare's Leg maybe so you can get it up quickly? Wouldn't weigh you down much, can swap a stock on easily as well. Never been in the situation you're planning for obviously though so you'd know better than me.

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@woggles @krus_chiki

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@krus_chiki Ukraine and Israel flag in handle type remark

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@silvenaah 3 posts down

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@krus_chiki I hate seeing things like these in the "seized" posts because I know what's gonna happen to it

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I have a gun

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@DocStrangelove2 Total goose death on the horizon

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I think if gas prices exceed $4 per gallon you should be legally allowed to skin elected politicians alive and banish their families into the ocean on a DIY Cuban refugee raft.

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@anomalyskins I have yet to pull a fade despite grinding it out heavy, however I did pull back to back Axias, likely extinguishing my luck for the foreseeable future

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@silvenaah 53 year old divorced dad posting on main

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I just got a little closer to a down payment by eating some of my annoying coworker's food #Frugal

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@silvenaah @HutchMF Goated DayZ player, definitely should have her in the challenge. Personally vouch for her ability to falsely ID her teammates and get herself killed 🙃

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@GirlsDislikeMe Breaking barriers with every what??

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@ArmedJ0y @Xaniken There was a page on Instagram called "Mama Boogaloo" back in the day who turned into a massive rat when the FBI asked her some questions. Several others too. Although she wasn't an informant, the amount of pressure it took for her to crack was ridiculously low. Hilarious to see.

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@SDSheriff Why are you so worried about gun safety? Eager to keep other men safe? So you can kiss them, perhaps have sex with them? Couldn't be me.

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Grok
Imagine...

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@jerrycurld The indomitable human spirit finding new ways to put switches in Glocks within three business days