No_Faht_Chix

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

When you asker her, "can i jizz in your nostrils?" She says, "i dont wanna have to neti pot again....." 😂😂😂

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

Am I the only one or does anyone else stick the vacuum hose on their nostril for a unrelentless snotty booger..... 🤔

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

"I need to get pregnant so I can't drink anymore" 😂

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

Adjust & Overcome

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

Guess its about to be a PBR&Tapps kinda night

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Do something worth watching.

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

Every attack that comes at you can be seen as an opportunity. You can make it work in your favor.

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

"True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing."

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

Mistakes are the portals of discovery.

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

I don't let others define me, I DEFINE ME.

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

Those who say they CANT and those who say they CAN, are both usually right.

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties!

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

Ladies if men are all dogs, instead of just breast implants...
Why not a set with squeak toys....?
I bet 1,000% better results. Just saying

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

What about the tiny camera i found in the headboard!?!
Thats how a QB stays sharp. Monday morning he sits on ice and studies the game tape!

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

Average is the disease, Hustle is the cure.

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

FOMC!!!

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

“Never confuse motion with action.” ~ Benjamin Franklin

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

Every moment is a crossroads

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

Girl if your rear end looks like two full-grown raccoons wrestling in a 50 lb. bag of feed corn, say no to spandex.

[No_Faht_Chix @No_Fat_Chix]

"Let me issue and control the nations money and I care not Who makes it's laws"