No-Jon!

Trader by day 📈 Dad jokes extraordinaire by night 🍼

[No-Jon! @No_Jon_]

What do you call a dog without any legs?

Doesn’t matter what you call it ain’t coming

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@MDNnewss @DadaMorero @DadaMorero is this a joke.. parts of the CBD without water for a month now

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@I_Am_The_ICT Like for real, or like the other 10 times you were going offline

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@Leon_Schreib @HomeAffairsSA can we work on an API endpoint to verify work permits and visas? Let us help employers and workers 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

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@JamesBruce131 You’re in kzn right? Some interesting traders coming from your part of the world 😅

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@Paledian @BaragwanathBiz You’ll become Michael Phelps before while I’ll still move like Mr Bean

[Joumanna Nasr Bercetche @JoumannaTV]

Markets today
(I had to...!)

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

soon

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@JSE_Invest @EasyEquities Or 2 months to allocate recurring debit order 🫠

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@hamboneZA @SAPoliceService Crime provincial unit 😂

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There’s an IG influencer who started as a fitness model and is now peddling..you guessed it..trading courses.

According to said fitness/trading influencer, the bitcoin halving created massive demand because it HALVED ALL SUPPLY in the market 🫠

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@virginactiveSA @X In this analogy that goal post is the X platform 🫠

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@virginactiveSA @X

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Tested @EasyEquities and let’s just say it’s not gone well.. 2 of the last 3 monthly debit orders still not allocated and after nearly a week Support still can’t find the missing funds.
It’s been real 🫡

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@2yrflipper You had my respect at father of 7!!! 👀🫡

[Ndumi @Leave_the_candy]

On todays episode of unhinged things that are happening in Cape Town, these people are charging R6000 a week for you to look after their dog.

They’re charging you. To look after their dog.

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@quintindavis @IECSouthAfrica Guessing they got more ballot papers to Marist brothers? 🫣 how long was the wait

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People in Vida day 2 👀 lady pulls up in a Porsche Cayenne Coupe, asks if they’re giving free coffees to voters. I suppose if I drank less R40 coffees maybe I’d have the Porsche. Every cent counts

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MyMan in Vida coffee, walks in on the phone looking rather flustered pacing up and down. Gives up on waiting in the 2 man queue, instead grips maybe 20 sweeteners, a whole handful, as in now there are none left. Shoves them in the pocket, walks out

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@BoucherNicolas No xlookup 👀