Sweet Roger

I like to remember things my own way

[Sweet Roger @No_Onions86]

I knew at a very young age that I was fucked

[Sweet Roger @No_Onions86]

@ManOfFocus_ Don’t postpone joy.

[Sweet Roger @No_Onions86]

people should get FMLA for being ugly

[死 @humanxmaybe]

you’re in her dms i’m eating her dog’s pain pills

[Sweet Roger @No_Onions86]

please do not tell me you’re struggling cuz i’m thinking about what’s for supper

[Sweet Roger @No_Onions86]

once I change everything about me it’s over for you mfs

[nero @nero_txt]

my plundering ass thought this was a vessel upon the high seas 😭😭

[Jack Profound @godisangryatme]

Asking the 17 year old stocker if they carry this in a men’s XL

[CHRIS @bamfartgera]

On hinge looking for a ride to court Wednesday

[Sweet Roger @No_Onions86]

@K8Maavich yeah idk why it irks me but im just like “O” IS A LETTER 🤣

[Sweet Roger @No_Onions86]

new pet peeve unlocked: when people say “O” instead of “zero”

[Sweet Roger @No_Onions86]

I would never have kids with a woman who loves country music. Not cuz the music, I just know she’d have some dumbass name ideas.

[Sweet Roger @No_Onions86]

if you’re not over the summer heat by now you’re brain dead truly

[Depressed Bears Fan @DepBearsFan]

How it feels to be a #Bears fan

[:･ @jounilx]

on some shit jehova hasn’t witnessed

[Sweet Roger @No_Onions86]

what they tell you about working out is bullshit it doesn’t feel good ever under any circumstances it’s not good frankly

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I think I’m from O block if I am remembering correctly