No Traps!

One-man basement punk. Raw. Old school. Thawed from the glacier after 20 years. Objects in Mirror EP. Forthcoming Viscera LP.

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Hi! I finally mmco completed the first record by The Lovers of Nothing. Please follow and check it out on @Bandcamp. Streaming everywhere soon. Vinyl in 2025. Follow on Instagram too. Many Thanks.
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Hey @snackswitharik . Long shot: I’m looking to recover masters from a Creep House session, August 1998. Any hope?

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Hey @johnpaul215. Do you know of any middle-aged, bandless punk drummers in Philly / northern suburbs? Working to assemble personnel for a horror punk outfit (@HorrorBizCasual).

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Working on new material with a new project: @HorrorBizCasual.

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Yo @Sensoryovrlord. Is #Slomosa on your radar? A buddy (who I got deeply hooked on RoS, Tilts and all your stuff, really) stumbled upon them and sent it my way. Very Elstnerian.

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@beautypill Yes! Love that my music journey is strung btwn artists with metaphorical push pins & yarn. I track artists, check out influences/openers. Learned of @beautypill via @romanmars. #RiddleOfSteel via #Bluetip. In turn, @bitchfalcon via @Sensoryovrlord and @PillowQueeens thx to BF.

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Hey @realDonaldTrump! You’ve failed in the most egregious, murderous, pathetic and flagrantly public way possible. And you don’t have to admit or even acknowledge it because we all know it and so do you.

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The @bitchfalcon has landed! Can not wait to immerse myself in the first spin of this initial LP, “Staring at Clocks,” from a monster of a band I’ve been cheering on for what seems like ages. #InMyEars
https://t.co/ZararoZRtz

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@No_Traps_Band Hopefully should arrive today!

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@bitchfalcon I’m enjoying the anticipation! The pond is wide and the journey long. It’s been a genuine pleasure watching and rooting for you over the last couple of years and getting others into it. Cheers!

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I’m staring at clocks waiting for @bitchfalcon’s Staring at Clocks! I’m desperate for the vinyl to arrive. I’ve avoided all the new material so that it can all kick my ass at once! I could stream but I wanna hear it on vinyl the first go. Worth it!

[Bitch Falcon @bitchfalcon]

Staring At Clocks is here. It's mad finally saying that. We are blown away, humbled and so, so thankful for all of the messages we've been getting from everyone this week at home and abroad. What an immense music scene we have here at every level 🖤

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Hi @realdonaldtrump. Pro tip: when you’re crying in a heap, utterly alone on the floor of the shower, it helps to bite down on a washcloth.

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Don’t worry @realDonaldTrump. You won’t be president, but you’ll always be a bumbling, hateful dickhead! No one can take that from you.

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Me again @realDonaldTrump! As you hemorrhage old man sweat in this tense race, stay hydrated! Can’t have you kicking the bucket. You’ve got a long, excruciating slide into everlasting infamy to do!

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Checking in @realDonaldTrump! Are you yelling at people in a panic? Is your hair all weird? I bet you pee a little each time you yell, huh?

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Hi @realDonaldTrump , you atrophied, syphillitic fuck! It must be getting chilly for you. Fear not! Warm piss on your political grave is on the way.

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@Sensoryovrlord You said it. Damn.

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Jesus Christ. Pick a toilet to die on already @realDonaldTrump.

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@beautypill (That shot is from the beauty pill tiny desk concert.)

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Hey @beautypill. What make/model is this?