“I’m just waiting for the day when I pinch a nerve in my back due to shitty back stock at work. As I lay on the ground the one day I don’t have my belt alarm thinking, this is it.” -words of my coworker #WordsOfMyCoWorker
Uterus: Look! I put up the wall paper for the new baby!
Body: yeah... There isn't a baby. Not this month.
Uterus: ...
Body: please dont...
Uterus: You do this all the time These false alarms. IM DONE. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. *Rips down wall paper*
-The menstrual cycle
I think I get confused on what friendship is because there are people who will talk a whole lot of smack on someone, fuck around with that person's significant other, and then hang and act like their BFF's and idk man, just what is you doin?