No_Longer_Me

I mean, c’mon man… you think I’m stupid? This ain’t my first rodeo. 👉👉👉Happily Married👈 👈👈_👉No DM’s.👈

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

When satire isn’t satire.

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

This is hilarious 🤣🤣

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@Rich_Charts @MarioNawfal Eeeeeeehhhhh… yes, he does spend too much time on Israel. Iran as well.

He has a vested interest… and it’s getting old… fast.

I like Ben… but for the past six months, I have been fast forwarding, and altogether skipping his takes on both the war in Israel and Iran.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@MarioNawfal Just unfollowed you.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@FAFO_TV This post brought warmth to my heart. ❤️

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@MarioNawfal “Crossfire”? She executed him.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@cryptojourneyrs ZERO FUCKING SLACK. PERIOD.

What would I do in that situation?

NOT shoot a fucking civilian.

Dumbass.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@got_cake I love my six dogs more than almost every human in the world…. N@ggers included. 🤷‍♂️

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@bankertobuilder Tell me you’re retarded, without telling me you’re retarded. 🙄

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@yesbutsaar I love how when they realize he’s “cooked”, they flee…. Nobody says anything… no giant “GHASP” from the crowd… this is all normal to them.

Human life in Pakistan and India, shares the same value as a rat.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@Miamuxer Ahhh… missed opportunities… one, well timed, sarcastic comment… would push that nutjob cop over the line… sure, you’d get arrested… but you’d also get bank, and hopefully get him fired.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@TONYxTWO lol… if they really want to be in awe of a sporting goods store, take them to a Scheels.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

Happy Juneteenth everyone!

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@BreitbartNews @DarianLee23 I will now make sure I double my helpings of beef and pork every Wednesday.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@1Nicdar @RydblomMimi As one of the federal employees that got the opportunity to retire early, absolutely!

100% support this.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@MilitaryLaughs Throw those fuckers in the trash.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@MarinasHammer God I hate missed opportunities.

The minute he lunged back, she should have aerated him.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@TheHost_ @d_wymer Hard no.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@censoredtodeath @washghost1 Other than looking like ghetto trash, you’re right.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@ChoochSkookum You mean pussies?

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@Milajoy DEAR SWEET LORD BABY JESUS.

One of these, if placed in a pocket, will heat your entire body for three hours.

If you choose to eat it, it will make your mouth a flaming inferno, until your taste buds are burned off.

Bring it on.

[No_Longer_Me @No_Longer_Me]

@KILLTOPARTY Fuck that… was think she’s hot. If I weren’t married, I’d trace the hell out of those tattoos.