_Kitana_

[Uncle @KingOfMeru]

Imagine half of school going kids are taking Strungi since parents can't afford a packet of 500ml milk with the cheapest brand going at 70kshs.

But then we have a fool who lives in an alternative universe..

[_Kitana_ @No_user_Mk]

Tapping into this

[KG 🇿🇦 @kgalalelo_6]

My twins this, my twins that. My beautiful world.

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

ter um bom dia como adulto é literalmente:

• recebeu o salário
• comeu algo gostoso
• ninguém encheu o saco
• voltou para casa
• dormiu:

[jazjoné🧡🍄 @_jaaazmine]

i need my paycheck to start reflecting the amount of stress i experience.

[eric forman @pcbths]

people pretend little girls don’t notice the double standards and just randomly one day decide to become feminists

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

Ruto wants to create a nation of maids and bus drivers. Not scientists, innovators, philosophers, writers, world class entrepreneurs. He will be remembered for destroying a country for MONEY.

[t @brinasivyy]

saying women became feminsts because of social media is crazy because i was a feminist before i even knew the word feminist

[Gracea @Gracetwtx]

You don't realize how tired and exhausted you are until even the smallest disappointment starts to break you

[_Kitana_ @No_user_Mk]

The worst people I know have joined the Hallelujah challenge 🤣🤣

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The worst people I know go to church every Sunday. The best people I know are not religious like at all. Why is that??

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Here I am, a millennial manager raised by people who said “figure it out” who’s now leading a group of people who need step by step instructions for the simplest of task

[Mwamba Imara @Apophis2032]

@YusrAbdullahi I could vote for either. But Maraga couldn't gain the traction that Sifuna has with the people.

So I have to go with Sifuna

I would like Sifuna to bring on board Maraga and Omtatah.

Both will have important roles to play in the new Kenya

[_Kitana_ @No_user_Mk]

My grandma once said my cousin and I are lazy 🤣🤣 because we refused to wash dishes while our brothers went playing

[Myke Mwangi @Mwangimyke]

@_muturimike Wee wacha wale ripe wametupeleka wapi

[_Kitana_ @No_user_Mk]

@7777_n222 A girl got killed why haven't they matched to the parents of the killer? I just don't understand these people

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando chego no meu limite e fico sem conseguir falar

[Diyana Chunga @DD_eeyanac]

I love to do my work quickly and efficiently so that I can return to my true calling: Dillydallying.

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Unless I’m working in an ER, or working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me 10mins after body shaming myself

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Auditor General reveals that Sh11 billion in the Talanta Stadium project cannot be properly accounted for

She reveals that:
— Contract rose from Sh35 billion to Sh45.8 billion without explanation
— Open tender process was bypassed
— Mandatory AG approval was not sought

[27. @dimvji]

need like six months where no one expects anything from me