Noah

Snack enthusiast. Musician. Modern Hobbit. Whiskey Priest. Studied stage acting and game show pointing at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks.

[Noah @Noah21295]

@slfchkoutbandit If it sounds like a hit song but no one can identify it, then you’ve got a new hit song on your hands! Just finish writing it and it’ll be yours!

[𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗 @shagbark_hick]

I honestly marvel at posts like these, which are not remotely reflective of my experience as a young person in America.

Really makes you wonder if at this point, endless complaining about an obscure and self-inflicted grievance is a kind of luxury item or a status symbol.

Because obviously, there are thousands of homes for sale around the country at rock-bottom rates. There's affordable land for sale in no-building-code counties. There are thousands of houseboats for sale. There are cities with sub-$800/mo rents and wages paying 4x that.

Anyone could marry their girlfriend, her get pregnant, move to one of these places, and *BAM* -- the long sad somber grief over things that "could never be in your grasp" is over.

I say this as a 31-year-old who started with NOTHING, received no favors, no loans, had no money, no credit, no work history, no rental history -- nothing -- and I now own multiple properties.

Join the military, work fisheries in AK, check out the ND-MN sugar beet harvest, hell, start standing out in front of Home Depot after ICE raids holding a sign that says "LEGAL US CITIZEN FOR SAME-DAY HIRE" and see where it gets you. Buy the place in southern IL, northern NY, rural ND, upper MI -- make a plan and make it work.

Or you could blackpill about how your silver platter is never, ever coming. Call me a "boomer" if you wish, but I own land and houses. I practiced what I am preaching. My pregnant wife is asleep in my paid-off, no-mortgage house. I won by doing what I am saying these young guys ought to be doing.

Barring physical or mental disabilities, criminal history, or substance abuse problems, literally any young man could do what I have done if he simply widens the scope of what he is willing to try, what he is willing to tolerate, and where he is willing to go. If, after doing something new for a while, you want to work your way back to your hometown, or to the Big City, go ahead -- home equity will get you up that next rung of the ladder.

This culture of complaining about this stuff is out of control and helps absolutely no one.

[Noah @Noah21295]

@Empty_America It depends on whether I’m wearing slide on loafers or boots that need to be unlaced/relaced. Not concerned with cleanliness.

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Weapons was a 9/10 for me. It might just be personal preference, but I wish the mystery had been a little more grounded with police procedure and a plausible (rational) alternative explanation. #WeaponsMovie

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Three beers and a Zyn.

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I was hoping they’d check in today 🥲

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@AndrewPowers12 Um actually Dune is about a rad guy who uses space coke to avenges his dad #nicetry

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@derpo377

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@CrusadeSymphony @funnygamedev The best part is that it’s not even remotely true. These are all houses that are sub-$250,000 in the very nice East end.

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@AndrewPowers12 All bangers today.

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@matthubbard95 I scrolled past this, screenshotted it, went to text it to you, and THEN realized you were OP.

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@matthubbard95

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Muad Dib

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kurt Cobain’s daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, and Tony Hawk’s son, Riley Hawk, announce they have welcomed their first child together.

A boy named Ronin Walker Cobain Hawk.

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Leonard Cohen's home in Hydra, Greece

[Noah @Noah21295]

@number_pizza111 This is letting the terrorists win.

[Anthony Bradley @drantbradley]

How would you describe what thoughts emerged when this boy saw his family simply being there for him? #ShowUp

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Why are we all pretending to be surprised that the world’s biggest rock star committed adultery? #davegrohl

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

Go to Chili’s. Get the triple dipper. Crispers, mozz sticks, big mouth bites. Get a presidente margarita. Get two. Play games on the kiosk. Get a molten lava cake. Fill out your survey at the end. Put “strongly agree” for everything.

[Noah @Noah21295]

Whatever happened to Liz Bruenig? I miss her.