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[Future Adam Curtis B-Roll @adamcurtisbroll]

Ben Shapiro addresses the death of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham before transitioning into a sponsor advertisement for ZipRecruiter, July 2026.

[Justin Barclay @MrJustinBarclay]

CAN WE GET ONE SUMMER WITHOUT THIS CANADIAN POLLUTION?!

[Kleinsasser Fan @Noah2Me]

Another pair of Yeezy slides! I ordered 2 pairs of them a yr ago and I’ve now received 6. @kanyewest is the 🐐

[Kleinsasser Fan @Noah2Me]

2 unknown packages being delivered today, will make for an exciting afternoon

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

> acts out his fetish in front of his 8 year old daughter

> Is shocked when his kids recoil in horror

[Kleinsasser Fan @Noah2Me]

Nice reminder of how cocked our country is. US Senator dies and the PM of Israel eulogizes him on Fox News by saying that Graham “went ballistic” when Bibi suggested that Israel no longer needs US military support

[Kleinsasser Fan @Noah2Me]

Half Mast? Might as well honor him properly. Lindsey would’ve wanted the US flag replaced by this one:

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Trump:

I am ordering all American Flags throughout the United States lowered to Half Mast until Saturday evening at 6 P.M.

GOD BLESS YOU LINDSEY!

[Kleinsasser Fan @Noah2Me]

@supernormalguy7 @uhohitsbigmike @BarstoolBigCat Only a hack would choose that area and even if they did, Calhoun is a small pond compared to Tonka

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

Minnesota is always rooting for you, Naz Reid.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Appreciate the effort but I’m not gonna lie to you that is an utterly dogshit pick for Minnesota

[Kleinsasser Fan @Noah2Me]

@supernormalguy7 @uhohitsbigmike @BarstoolBigCat Clearly hasn’t done any research, pathetic selection

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

Laotian national Tou Lue Vang was convicted of sexually abusing a 10-year-old girl in Minnesota. 

He was set to be deported until @GovTimWalz issued him a pardon.

Then, I revoked his legal status. @ICEgov has removed him from the U.S. and he will never endanger another American.

[Dean Turner @DeanTTraining]

The haters and losers on this app (of which there are many) will fight you about this but it is 100% TRUE:

McDonald's QP burger patties in the US are made from 100% USDA-inspected beef with no fillers, additives, or preservatives and they are grilled on a flat-top griddle with no added oil, butter, or fat

GO ARGUE WITH A WALL!

[Kleinsasser Fan @Noah2Me]

@Tim_Walz Tim Walz frantically placing bets on which illegal immigrant pedophile he will pardon next

[Kleinsasser Fan @Noah2Me]

The liberals will frame this as a victory until it’s inevitably discovered that the program is an engine for massive fraud. Then they will completely ignore it

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

Since the Minnesota paid leave program has been implemented, nearly $600 million has been paid to Minnesotan applicants. https://t.co/34bTD07PwU

[Kleinsasser Fan @Noah2Me]

@iluminatibot Wikipedia

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Dolly Parton asks Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce for their firstborn son while flashing devil horns with her hand.

This comes after Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce made a $2 million donation to her Imagination Library.

"Can I have it? Because that is going to be one special baby."

"We'll continue that mission in bigger ways now with your money."

[CulturedUpdates @CulturedUpdatez]

Ochocinco GOES OFF on Brandon Marshall for criticizing him for eating McDonalds throughout his career despite Ocho NEVER drinking, clubbing & sleeping early everyday 👀

BMarsh: “If you EATING better, if you were sleeping better, you would’ve had a longer career” 🤯

Ochocinco: “What I eat isn’t going to make me catch better, get the f*ck open, or score touchdowns!!”

It’s reported that BMarsh’s had 13 substantial injuries during his 13-season career. It’s also reported that his career was actually ended due to injuries. Ochocinco had little to no injuries during his career 👀

Who had the better Career?
Ocho or BMarsh?

🎥Credit: @IAMATHLETEpod

[New York Post @nypost]

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz pardons illegal migrant convicted of sexually assaulting 10-year-old girl https://t.co/qoDVD1sTJH

[Kleinsasser Fan @Noah2Me]

On the edge of my seat waiting for someone to nominate 50 Cent

[TMZ @TMZ]

Chris Johnson relaunches ALS ice bucket challenge, Marshawn Lynch and LenDale White accept.