Noah Moss

What did one tree say to the other tree? Do you Noah Moss? UT '18

[Noah Moss @NoahCMoss]

Rod Kimble, stunt man extraordinaire.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good luck Gambling Fox. Retweet for good luck

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

We have a 90 year old man put on a mascot head and everyone loves it

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Nick Angstadt @NickVanExit]

Anthony Davis TOTAL POINTS for the Dallas Mavericks

587

[Randy Galloway @Randy_Galloway]

I’m beginning to think that the Mavs got the raw end of the deal on the Luka trade.

[Noah Moss @NoahCMoss]

@BFW

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

I just think it’s interesting you would speak to an REI Co-op Rewards Member this way

[Noah Moss @NoahCMoss]

Karma’s a bitch

[𝕰𝖒𝕲 @Emilio2763]

Punch is Now Deciding Who Eats or Not…

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Mavs turned Luka into:

➖Max Christie
➖Khris Middleton
➖AJ Johnson
➖Malaki Branham
➖Marvin Bagley III
➖Lakers 2029 1st-RD pick
➖Thunder 2026 1st-RD pick
➖Warriors 2030 protected 1st-RD pick
➖Suns 2026 2nd-RD pick
➖Bulls 2027 2nd-RD pick
➖Rockets 2029 2nd-RD pick

Do you think Dallas got a good return? 🤔👀

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

"It's unbelievable! It is a miracle! ... Stranger things have happened!"

On this day in 2022, Luka Doncic hit this INSANE game-tying putback off a missed free throw to send Mavs-Knicks into OT while recording this stat line 👀

60 PTS
21 REBS
10 ASTS
Win

[Noah Moss @NoahCMoss]

hell

[lex @lukalexicon]

this luka to bron dunk is the play of the year 🙂‍↕️

[AgKnocks @AgKnocks]

Time to humble this punk

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

RIP Cadet General Reveille. Technicaly a war crime

[Noah Moss @NoahCMoss]

@TexasFootball

[Rangers Nation ⚾️ @Rangers__Nation]

14 years ago, today Nelson Cruz hit the first walk-off grand slam in postseason history

[Noah Moss @NoahCMoss]

Crazy that I dont get fantasy points for all the smiles my players bring the children in the crowd

[Noah Moss @NoahCMoss]

Starting to think this Jerry Jones character might not be the guy

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

We have completed a trade to receive a 2026 first-round pick, a 2027 first-round pick, and Pro Bowler DT Kenny Clark from the Packers in exchange for Micah Parsons.

🗞️: https://t.co/7Hiwb2Nilj | @blockchain

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

Oh just 3 minutes and 49 seconds of Daniel Donato & the boys SURFING THE RINGS OF SATURN nbd