Eric Cartman

@royals @chiefs @kansasjayhawks @okcthunder full time enthusiast 🫡

[Eric Cartman @NoahF415]

Women should be banned from baseball games.

[Eric Cartman @NoahF415]

@stoolpresidente You fucking clown

[𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲𝐧 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫 @IsoDarryn]

I wish the Royals were in our regional, shit would be a free win

[Eric Cartman @NoahF415]

@M_Vernon @cdotharrison @RoblBrenton @TheFan965 Bill benching him all year?

[Aint No Seats Podcast @AintNoSeatsPod]

Great season coach. Let’s talk in a year or two

[Eric Cartman @NoahF415]

@jaylassoku @TheFieldOf68 @BenBergerBaby If he was replacing Roy Williams, absolutely.. however he’d be replacing Hubert Davis 4 straight mid seasons😂

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

St. John’s getting a 5-seed was aggressively stupid and unfair to them, and was pretty unfair to Kansas and Duke, too.

[Eric Cartman @NoahF415]

@ku_grant Sounds degenerate

[Eric Cartman @NoahF415]

@SSN_Kansas ?

[Glenn Kinley @glenn_kinley]

Love this from #Illini head coach Brad Underwood - asked if he has any issue/finds it unfair to have to play Houston IN Houston in the Sweet 16.

"I could care less... I'm an old JUCO ball coach. I drove on 16 passenger fans. I drove from Dodge City, Kansas to Mesa, Arizona for a basketball game... If you had told me back then that I'm getting to coach basketball in the Sweet 16 and play Houston - I would sign up for it, I would crawl to get there."

Says regardless of where the game is, Illinois would/will need to play well to beat the Cougars.

(Video from NCAA)

[Eric Cartman @NoahF415]

Random shower thought…💭
If youre a girl and you don’t go to college, are you just cooked?😂😂 like what else would they do, fucking day trades?😂😂 I guess only fans lmao this generation is so cooked

[The Ghost of Joe Yesufu @GhostYesufu]

Tiller (iffy on him)
Mbiya
Rosario
Flory (not for $3 mil)

That’s who we should allow to return.

[Eric Cartman @NoahF415]

@kohl_rosario if you transfer I’m driving off a bridge

[Shaemus @shae_aII_day]

This gotta be one of the worst questions I’ve ever heard asked in a presser how did Self not snap at this dude 😭

[Eric Cartman @NoahF415]

@stoolpresidente I know ur goofy Jewish ass isn’t talking you haven’t watched college basketball since 2025 dickhead you don’t know shit

[Canes Men’s Basketball @CanesHoops]

PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISSOURI 🙌

[Terry @BlackoutGlasses]

0/2 on classes today #DarrynPeterson

[Eric Cartman @NoahF415]

We don’t want this fag!

[Joe Tipton @JoeTipton]

The recruitment of 5⭐️ Tyran Stokes is becoming clearer, but NIL negotiations could still impact how it plays out.

A behind-the-scenes look into the pursuit of the No. 1 overall recruit: https://t.co/iUNGCKpTvf

[Eric Cartman @NoahF415]

@dubsack270 He’s coming to Ku silly😭