Noah MacGyver

Not my chair, not my problem. What is this, Seahorse Captain? Not once, not never! #KaoruAkimoto enjoyer.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

If you would have told me ten years ago my wife would come home having been a captive of ISIS for 13 months and is now back, 8 months pregnant, and I’d be in Target buying a crib, I’d check to make sure my handler didn’t over that.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

Just sign the fucking birth certificate.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@modernhistory Knew plenty of fat girls in the 1980s. Taco Bell DID exist.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@elonmusk Night of the Long Knives when?

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@proserpinah @SupremeCrusader If you call be a heartless baby killing ho maturing, yeah, sure.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

The UK: where a comedy writer is met with armed police because he tweeted that if a man refuses to leave a woman-only space he should get kicked in the balls, and elected politician @IanRBristow is free to publicly tell a woman to shut the fuck up with a picture of a gun.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@jk_rowling I think your country is due for a revolution.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@VFam7B @JackieFrancesca @InElysara @S0736345043430 @Moosejft @Sandollar89 She ought to go after people not using birth control. I also believe in only having children you intend to have, or can afford, not leaving it up to human error as with NFP. OTOH, if an unplanned one pops up, do the decent thing and find them another home, not a waste bin.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@VFam7B @JackieFrancesca @InElysara @S0736345043430 @Moosejft @Sandollar89 I muted her. I know when to stop wasting my time.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

WHY DO THESE MOTHERFATHERS ALWAYS KILL THE PRETTY GIRLS????!!!!!!!!!

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

It now turns out that the illegal Iraqi migrant who killed the 16-y-old Ukrainian war refugee Liana in Göttingen, Germany by pushing her in front of a train had a deportation order issued for March 2025

The authorities never carried out the deportation, as so many times before

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@JackieFrancesca @VFam7B @InElysara @S0736345043430 @Moosejft @Sandollar89 Oh yeah, that was on a poster at the clinic I was at in 2006.

Anyway, I asked God to show me what I can and cannot change and to be wise to know the diff, so you quality. Been a lovely chat. I'm not God, I can't flip the switch in your brain to make you a fully human person.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@JackieFrancesca @VFam7B @InElysara @S0736345043430 @Moosejft @Sandollar89 I know this is something you can't accept, for some reason, but, there are ways to prevent that. They're a much better solution. I'd be happy that the 800 million to Planned Parenthood instead went to give free vasectomies and tubal ligations.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@JackieFrancesca @VFam7B @InElysara @S0736345043430 @Moosejft @Sandollar89 Me too. Cool man, huh? Should get my signed book out of storage. He let me take a picture with him.

Each aborted kid is a smashed butterfly. You'd think reading Bradbury would make you more forward thinking, but then again, my previous assertion about you would preclude that.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@JackieFrancesca @VFam7B @InElysara @S0736345043430 @Moosejft @Sandollar89 Jackie. you have soul. I understand that. There is something missing or deeply asleep inside you, not kidding. It's a crap shoot to say if it will ever wake up, but it would have to be there first. Someone people just don't have the capacity. In either case, it's not your fault.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@VFam7B @InElysara @JackieFrancesca @S0736345043430 @Moosejft @Sandollar89 Watching a Christmas Carol might work too-- best anti-abortion movie there is, frankly. George Bailey. He wasn't there to save his bro, so his bro wasn't there to save those men in WW II. Each aborted child lives in a permanent George Bailey state and touches us all.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@VFam7B @InElysara @JackieFrancesca @S0736345043430 @Moosejft @Sandollar89 Two of my cousins were aborted. Most of my living cousins had a minimum of 3 kids. So those two aborted also ended 6 more, for a total of 8.

People named Jackie should read "The Sound of Distant Thunder" by Ray Bradbury. It shows you have each life is important.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@VFam7B @InElysara @JackieFrancesca @S0736345043430 @Moosejft @Sandollar89 Yeah, two generations of people from it. Two.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@VFam7B @mshavisham @InElysara @JackieFrancesca @S0736345043430 @Moosejft @Sandollar89 Actually my dad. I'm here because I was born to someone who was born from a rape.

[Noah MacGyver @NoahMagyver]

@VFam7B @mshavisham @InElysara @JackieFrancesca @S0736345043430 @Moosejft @Sandollar89 She blocked me on my other account. I guess it’s a good thing that she teaches vulnerable young girls that abortion is the answer and somehow it unrapes them. She might also like to know I’m here because of rape and so are a few my friends, and we didn’t deserve to die.