Noah Marlier

Candidate for Montgomery County Commissioner, attorney, father, husband, progressive voice for a more effective, efficient, and ethical government.

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Tweeting so I will have it on my timeline. The full version of “Fast Car” from the Grammys, one of my favorite songs of all time https://t.co/0tTSpfQTyQ

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

@kkohler1129 James Madison University grad. 🙄

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

I wouldn’t have had a wall as a kid if it weren’t for SI.

[Mike Greenberg @Espngreeny]

For more than half my life, Thursday was my favorite day because that’s when my Sports Illustrated came.

Time passes, nothing lasts forever.

But, if you’re my age the demise of this institution is like saying goodbye to your childhood best friend. Thanks SI, for everything.

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

The Internet wins again.

[Paige Moskowitz @paigemoskowitz]

my roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

Watching Return of the Jedi for the 203rd time. Absolutely amazing. BUT, most unrealistic thing is that R2D2 seems to cruise around Endor as if there are no obstructions on the forrest floor. Kind of unbelievable.

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

Outstanding in Glory!

[Tyrone Johnson @TyJohnsonNews]

Damn, RIP to a great

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

James Harden 54 points in 4 games with Clippers. Tyrese Maxey 50 points tonight for Sixers. Maxey > Harden

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

THE FRANCHISE @TyreseMaxey #50

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

And yet @JMUFootball won’t make a bowl game. 🙄

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Big Ten is expected to discipline Michigan for the in-person scouting and sign stealing investigation and will prohibit Jim Harbaugh from being on the sideline for the rest of the regular season, sources told @PeteThamel.

He'll be allowed to coach during the week.

[Justin Lever ❤️⚾️ @JustinLever3]

#RedOctober

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

Topper, I love ya. But, you were out coached.

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

This is the message, because this is the reality.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

WHEN YOU VOTE FOR THE PARTY THAT DOESN'T WANT GOVERNMENT TO WORK... GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WORK

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

Hey yo hey yo heh. Hey yo hey yo hey.

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

How can you not be romantic about baseball

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

Phuck around and Phind out.

[Phillies Nation @PhilliesNation]

Scott Franzke calls Bryce Harper’s ‘atta-boy’ home run 🎙️

[via @_piccone]

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

Stay classy, Braves fans. Stay classy.

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

This is why we still need Twitter.

[Birds and Beers Podcast @BirdzAndBeerz]

WE’RE COMING FOR YOU, ATLANTA 🔥

#RedOctober #RingTheBell

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

I’ve been watching baseball for 35 years, and I still don’t know what a balk is.

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

Elect clowns, you get a circus.

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

Let’s go Coco!!!!

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

Dark Brandon strikes again.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I approve this message.

[Noah Marlier @NoahMarlier]

What a moment.

[UK Phillies @UKPhillies]

Good Morning!

Today the San Diego Padres return to Philly for the first time since one of most iconic Home Runs in Phillies history….

“IT IS BEDLAM AT THE BANK!!”