Noah Potter

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

If someone was shrunk down to the size of an ant would they be able to make a little ant sized campfire with the same principles? Does it scale like that?

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

rotisserie would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

pro tip: send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen timing

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[Noah Potter @NoahPotter0]

@pissshit90001 My 13th reason

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks and I can't explain that

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[MV33Racing🏎 @MV33Racing]

🇮🇹Italian commentary on Max Verstappen's overtake: "Mamma Mia" 😂

[36 Year Old With Pacifier @tom_on_here]

If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

[threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy]

If you think you’ve had a bad day, my 9 year old came home from school with a trumpet.

[Mia @boygrrI]

public transit is not that bad if you bring a jbl speaker

[lipsey @fowontmiss]

dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside and they want them

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[fishy and chips I DID NOT BUY PREMIUM @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

It all went downhill ever since they removed flappy bird from the app store

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

MY LIFE ISN’T INSTAGRAMMABLE. HOWEVER, IT IS TWITTERABLE.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

people are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

feeling like the third monkey who fell off the bed and hit his head