Noah Simon

[Tron Carter @TronCarterNLU]

SICK!!!! 😍

[Danny Mitchell @dmitch023]

feel old yet?

[Jake Dennis @JacobDennis6]

The little kids in my neighborhood are the best athletes in the world...

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Be careful what you wish for.....

https://t.co/7fCEqRI9Ty

[Himmy Pickles @PAPA_5000]

This the best thing I’ve seen all #spookyseason lmfaoooooooooo

[Drew Radloff @drew_radloff5]

Purdy or Manziel???

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

He's back at it!

[King Leo @TheLeoAce]

"I'll drink henny in a bar
I'll drink henny in my car..."

[Faux Andrew Luck @FauxAndyLuck]

still one of the best skits Peyton has ever done 😂😂

[goose @CSkelcher]

Girls really buy poetry books just to post pictures of a coffee mug and a poem from the book like

“He was
Biscuits

But I was not
𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘺”

[Rob @RobLeonard3]

Hello fellow human beings! I have recently won $320,000,000 from the Illinois Lottery. The first 25,000 people to retweet and follow me will receive $1000! May god bless you all!

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

I don’t wanna alarm anyone, but Rory just shanked a wedge off the scoreboard

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Top 3 soccer players in the world:
3. Messi
2. Ronaldo
1. This kid

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Hey @MizzenAndMain: Here's a 60-second version for TV. (Must credit NLU)