Not only did Mambo No. 5 start playing as soon as I turned down the ice cream aisle, there was also a coupon for 50 cents off my favorite pint.
I wholly believe that no store does more than MY HEB
They say preseason doesn’t count, but I just woke up from my first mid-game nap of the football season and I’m definitely adding that one to the stat book
Despite what the haters say, I sometimes enjoy a nice slice of cheese pizza.
Don’t get me wrong, I prefer quality toppings most of the time, there’s just some days where a nice plain slice hits the spot
Adam Sandler churning out Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, The Waterboy & Big Daddy in a 4 year span is like Jordan's run from 1991-1998.