Noah

25 | In a world of salary men, be a celery man. bóbr

[Noah @NoahVehx]

Obama when he sees a small, shiny object at the beach, “uh, my shell”

[Noah @NoahVehx]

[to the chef at teppanyaki] Can you squirt some of that flammable oil in the to go box too? We wanted to light it in the car on the way home

[Noah @NoahVehx]

hey google do i have work tomorrow

[Noah @NoahVehx]

You’re playing checkers? Well, I’m over here playing checkers. We’re playing together, this is really fun, I’m having a good time :)

[Noah @NoahVehx]

Efficiency? Yea you usually find them there

[Noah @NoahVehx]

I’ll be at the picture store trying to sell my picture I’ll be like how much can I get for this picture and they’ll be like hmm I can give you like a thousand words

[Noah @NoahVehx]

Going to the library just to lick the book pages

[Noah @NoahVehx]

Christmas is a really difficult time of year for me because I have a big crush on Santa Claus

[Noah @NoahVehx]

@TheYard I wore my holiest shirt to The Vatican

[Noah @NoahVehx]

Oppy, sideshots while spooning please. Send tweet

Do you remember when you joined 𝕏, the everything app? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Alex @midsmoker34]

36 raw oysters, a classic beverage, and a difficult conversation with God concerning where I’m going, and where I’ve been. All right here. Cheers

[GeoGuessr @geoguessr]

WE HAVE A NEW GEOGUESSR WORLD CHAMPION

Congratulations to the person shattering the myth that Americans are bad at geography 🇺🇸 @ItsRaduC

[Noah @NoahVehx]

I hate movies, I ain’t seesaw

[Leon Massey @LeonMassive]

Was it all a dream?

[Noah @NoahVehx]

Yeah I juice box

[Noah @NoahVehx]

When were the storage wars?

[Noah @NoahVehx]

Johnny Walker: Red Labia

[Noah @NoahVehx]

I frew up ☹️

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨
THE COWBOY BEBOP MERCH DROP COMPLETELY SOLD OUT (it's still available for pre-order)
TO CELEBRATE WE GIVING AWAY THE ENTIRE COLLECTION TO SOMEONE WHO
♻️Retweets
➡️Follows @MogulMoves

thank you everyone who bought something <3

[Noah @NoahVehx]

Head at a funeral, that’s Top of the Mourning