Noahalthaus

UMD 🐶

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

She can’t catch a break 😭 @katochicks

[Noahalthaus @Noahalthaus1]

They slept on all talk Bach.

[brevyn spann-ford @brxvyn]

god’s timing , we all ready to work

[Noahalthaus @Noahalthaus1]

@LochnerMitchell @BWalkerSEC This you?

[Zay @BrunoBlancoo_]

@joshbach111 @Noahalthaus1 I’ve heard kidz bop songs that bump harder than that

[VonFrmdaWic @kjnothere]

Women: “Communication is key”

Men: “What’s wrong?”

Women: “nothing, goodnight.”

[Noahalthaus @Noahalthaus1]

@CorinnaKopf @LukeHeller1 is interested

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jim Krasinski reunited The Office cast for a superfan couple's virtual wedding.

The result was fantastic.

https://t.co/XUp1gbe2G7

[Noahalthaus @Noahalthaus1]

@joshbach111 @whoisaddison Yeah no problem man, just trying to help everyone during these times. Oh hey @whoisaddison I didn’t see you there😏

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i was never gay. i said it to build up fuel for aprils fools day. ha got u guys.

[Noahalthaus @Noahalthaus1]

Anyone know how to give a hair cut from 6 feet away? If so hmu

[Milly @insommilly]

My ex randomly hit me up telling me she was feeling lonely and wanted some company. No lie I kinda missed her too so I told her to come through. We hang for a bit and then she went to the bathroom to “freshen up”. Next thing I know this bitch gone and I have no toilet paper.

[Noahalthaus @Noahalthaus1]

@whoisaddison @joshbach111 thanks for letting me borrow your Ferrari while you were volunteering at the grocery store helping elderly people shop.

[Noahalthaus @Noahalthaus1]

#NewProfilePic

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Mini Mike, you’re easy!

[Cay @Caylieeee_7]

@Noahalthaus1 biggest fb in the clc!

[Noahalthaus @Noahalthaus1]

@LochnerMitchell @rajkowskikeenan Never trust a ginger with a handle bar mustache.

[Matthew Wedin @mwedin16]

I apologize to all fans of my #TheBachelor power rankings. @kellispaniol decided to tell me what girls are in the final two. I can not give an unbiased opinion anymore so the rankings are done😥Feel free to dm Kelli your frustrations she ruined all the fun. See you all next year!

[Noahalthaus @Noahalthaus1]

@joshbach111 @HannahHatling17 @Dahnke21 My ears literally started bleeding from listening to that song