Ultimate Deadlock Gamer

[mp @monkeypants15]

Calling her porn brained for thinking my micropenis is small

[Ultimate Deadlock Gamer @NoahsGoodTakes]

Meow

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

Cuddling with the missus

She asks "What's poking me?? Are you hard???"

"Winston taking a call emote..." i whispered

She let out a loud sigh, she knew i was hard

[🛸 SLORPLE 🛸 @Slorpler]

he went to bat collage

[818Kira 😈 @818Kira_]

I like how when she notices it’s Kraid all the urgency in her body eases up lmfao

Like ok easy dub

[Serval 🔜ROFL @kittenfacerb]

omg i hear him debating down the chimney guys!

[Gazun 💮 @Gazungamer]

They put Kirby in the Truman show

[Ultimate Deadlock Gamer @NoahsGoodTakes]

Laaarp

[stars⛓️🗝️ @BigGengarFan04]

She’s using me for my average dick and minimum wage paycheck and undesirable physique

[kindred @pavkindle]

bruh this college thing sucks i should be a minecraft youtuber instead

[ca.nti ☆ @cantimaru]

I've learned to re-contextualize my life in university through the lens of deadlock:
Doing homework = shoving wave
Studying = jungling
Extra credit = Running urn
Quizzes = Rift
Tests = Attacking walker
Midterms = Midboss
Final exams = Base siege

[Ultimate Deadlock Gamer @NoahsGoodTakes]

Larp

[harri 🧩🧢🐈‍⬛ | ''''vtuber'''' @harriVT]

i was streaming until i remembered that women have period cramps

[Bappa @Bappa_195]

How opening up Twitter has felt like recently

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

Fly high you three…

[jake @reyscarradine]

that home alone 2 rewatch at christmas is REALLY gonna hit huh

[Charlodymyr Kirklensky ✝️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 @Ze194053]

Nigga forced a Freudian slip

Omg bro this is so embarrassing 😭😭